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  1. Flu

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    The only time I ever played the saxophone.

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    I was high on heroin.

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    And it felt...

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    SO good.

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    So true. It's like blowing on a bent dick, and the fiddling of the keys is reminiscent of the tickling of the shaft. The only notable difference is that, on a dick, there is no spit valve like there would be in any brass or woodwind instrument. If there is a spit valve, then it may as well share the same space as the mouth piece. You can point the mouth piece at the floor to dump your spit out, or you can swallow the prized load as you play the sax.
     
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    Will you mail me some heroin @Flu
     
  4. Flu

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    if youll mail me a saxophone
     
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    Dammit! I just pawned my saxophone for drug money.
     
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    flu,high on life.