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Discussion in 'Hall of AEpic' started by PMFO, Jul 3, 2015.

  1. PMFO

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    Time to continue! Thus was born the Turtles! a Megalomaniac sentient race, with the most powerful Empire in the entire Universe! not even Gecko Jesus can stop their might alone, the Humans, the most dumb ass of all creatures, we can't even stop killing are selves to do anything, where are also the most ugly, The Satanic Robots, the most recent race, they where formed by Robot Satan, the former Human, Hitler. Gecko Jesus did make the most adorable Animals on the Planet, Gecko's... but they didn't turn out sentient as planned. The only sentient Geckos are Gecko Jesus himself, and the traitorous GEICO Gecko who works with the turtles. The Turtles have sent numerous spies to earth, they act like Animals but their even more intelligent then us. They plan on conferring earth. "And once again i'm bored of typing this Garbage lol"
     
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    With their planet, then lots, and lots of turtle rape will happen. Kinda the opposite of this.


    This is a very embarrassing confession actually but I'm going to come out of the closet today may.21.2005 what i have to say is weird...i have this strange turtle fetish...i get very aroused when i see small turtles i just get so turned on i just want to put the turtles down my pants and let there oh so smooth shell rub my penis...I'm not just just horny when i see small turtles it's much more then that i had a dream of doing kinky things with turtles...the dream went like this...it started off in a chamber of some sort and there they were 15 small turtles chained up to the wall they were wearing name tags that were ever so sexy like "daddy" and "bitch" ect. and there i was wearing a leather suit with a whip and i was whiping the turtles and they were making these little snapping sounds i don't know where it came from but i was very aroused by the end of the dream me and the 15 small turtles were in bed and some were on the pillow and some were down there..rubbing my penis...I'm glad I've got that off my back." HOLY FUCK: Doing turtle punch wrong
     
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    Member since yesterday and already managed to fuck up everything.
     
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    OP, you are the greatest of fags.

    for now, anyway.
     
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    That's what i'm good at
     
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    I used to be a fag like you, then i took a Arrow to the knee
     
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    Look at all the fun I missed because I was a sleep.
     
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    I can't tell whether or not OP is trying to act like he's from Uncyclopedia to fuck with everyone, or is legitimately this much of a fag.
     
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    unlikely
    unless he is using other's dox as a false flag of sorts
    that would be quite clever

    i think not
     
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    whoo I missed quite a dragging lmaoooo
     
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    To smart 4 me, i would have to be a piece of Gingerglass... with teeth
     
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    Likeicare even has my beautiful face as his new avatar now to!
     
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    I admire his IDGAFness tbh.
     
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    It's good to know you're at least honest.
     
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    I'm more honest then George Bush talking about the Middle East
     
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    don't even know how to feel about someone that was around 3 years old when usa invaded iraq talking about this shit

    oh wait

    'bemused'
     
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    I was a informed 3 year old, the 9/11 attacks where staged, a building doesn't just be destroyed like that from a Plane crash, it was a controlled demolition so the Oil Hungry US could take Oil from the sand niggers.

     
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    Stop making me feel so old omg
     
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    This little shit can't really be 15, right? RIGHT!?
     
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    No, i'm actually Movarth, a thousand Year old Vampire planning on making all of humanity my slaves.
     
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    I'm a thousand Years old. so your like a fetus compared to me.
     
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    Stop lol you're 15.
     
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    [​IMG]


    Skaves seems to disagree
     
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    None of this is a funny as I hoped it would be. :(
     
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    Says fucking Nazi Jason Voorhees, you find killing, kinky, Teenager, Jews funny. Sure, kill the Jews, but let them finish their kinky, pron first.
     
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    What's that? You want porn? I may have something.
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    That's hilarious
     
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    What a fucking cunt.