Listen up maggots, I have been instructed by some of the other members of this site to give the 'newfags' here some trolling tips. First of all, I am your instructor. And if any of you do anything to mess up you'll be hearing from me or one of the SYSOPS here. Second I am an evil wereleno, and a damn good looking one at that. So no chin jokes or else you'll get it. Now every few years or months we get a few people on here who don't like it and want to complain about it, I call them 'pathetic whiner-babies' and you call them 'butthurt faggots'. Now I don't want to see any of these in this year's training session. I'm going to share with you 'new-bies' out there some tips on how to be a good troll on places like this. And I want you to listen and take notes. 1. Always address the victim by the name of their fursona. If the victim is a fan of 'furry' subculture and has an animal/monster persona of their own, you must always address them by their name or species name of their fursona. 2. Always always Double double post post. Sometimes it takes more than one reply for the victim to get their point across, and when this happens remember to double DOUBLE post post - double posting is key, and the more annoyed they get by it, the better. 3. Insult their personal tastes One way to really get on their nerves is to insult their tastes, be it their taste in food, taste in style, taste in colours, or even their taste in music and wait for a response, if they are pissed off then you have done a good job. 4. Accuse them of being homosexual Even if the victim is straight or is a woman you must always accuse them of being gay without having any physical evidence to back-it-up, when they ask for proof - don't show them any, just continue accusing them of homosexuality regardless of their gender. 5. If they are a female in real life, claim that they are male. If the victim is really a chick in real life using a male alias and they try to prove it you with a photo, always claim that they are male - you may do this by posting as a fictional character from a popular show on TV - that includes any character from Burn Notice, NCIS, Deadwood and even Sue Slvester from Glee. And do this more often and the victim will be fully pissed off. 6. Keep editing their comments. When the victim is trying to make a statement with their comments, always edit them to make it look like that they're saying something they wouldn't think about saying. For an extra fun way to make them miserable, keep rubbing the fact that they're butthurt right in their faces. 7. Insult their artwork. If the victim is a member of one of those art-sites like DA, always insult their art by saying how bad you think it is - and it doesn't matter if it's even remotely good, just insult the art to your heart's context, show them no mercy whatsoever. 8. Always tell them by complaining they're only making it worse. If the victim has an article on the ED wiki and has come here o the forum to complain about it or ask someone to take it down, you must always tell them that complaining about it will only make it worse, and if they won't listen - always threaten to include their quotes in the article as 'evidence'. 9. Use images you created using either flikr's Have Fun With Your Photos thing or with the Lulcat generator to serve as counterpoints to any argument. If the victim is involved in an argument with you or some other member and is about to make a point, always use an image that you made yourself using flikr's Have Fun With Your Photos or the lulcat generation which you can use as a counterpoint. 10. Learn the weakness of your prey. As an evil wereleno I know well enough to learn the both the strengths and weaknesses of my victims to use them to my advantage, you should learn these things to as they are the most important thing to do for sucessful trolling or scaring people. Take notes, interogate them, do whatever you can to find out their strong points and weaknessess and use them to your advantage. And finally... 11. Attack at when they're at their most vulnerable. Like I said before, you have got to show them absolutely no mercy whatsoever. This means once you've got them right where you want them....move in for the kill, but you have got to attack when they're at their most vulnerable state - when they're all alone, slowly lower their defenses or lul them into a sense of false security by either telling them you are going to help them, and once they are completely defenseless - that's when you finish them off. Now if you want to be sucessful trolls on here remember to follow these and never to give up, but don't mess up, I don't want to hear that you've all been failing at this. Or there will be consequences. Are we clear? I said....are....we....CLEAR? (the word echoes and shatters several windows). If there are any questions, remember to ask either me, SSJTrooper, Ge5und17, or Zaiger if you need help. So go out there and do me proud.