Troll IRL Ideas

Discussion in 'Trolls & Lulz' started by RizzleMcDizzle, Jul 18, 2011.

  1. RizzleMcDizzle

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    Need some ideas, I have neighbors next door with 13 kids (no lie). These little shits are like puppies, they'll walk up to anyone and start talking like they're their best friend. Obviously the parents don't give two shits about their little welfare checks because if they did they'd teach them "stranger danger". And these kids should really be afraid of people in this area...be very afraid.
    So anyways, one of those dumb fucks keeps leaving their bike on the public property area right in front of my house. What do I do to maximize lulz and put the fear of GOD (aka ME) into them?
     
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  2. Stephen

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    Get a gang to attack them.
     
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  4. Stephen

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    Why just one? Better get chasing them all down!
     
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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    extra points for cornering one and jizzing on it
     
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    Randiom thought: I want to go to a KFC Protest, walk in, get a big bucket of chickins, then walk out and stand with the protesters and eat mah food.
     
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    PUT BLUE GATORADE IN A WINDEX BOTTLE AND DRINK THAT SHIT IN PUBLIC
     
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    Even better: Put windex in a blue gatorade bottle and give it to a small child.
     
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    autowin
     
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    Steal bike wheels, leave IOU note in place
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    Write a letter to mnm's saying you got a bag with only brown mnm's, which disgust you. You get a lot of coupons back.

    This is legit, worked a couple of times.
    Can also try with other companies.
     
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    Um thanks, but how does this solve my 13 rat-bastards next door problem?
     
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    Ride his bike in front of him, slash the tires, and rape him.
     
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    I figured out what I'm going to do- I'm going to call my middle-aged creepy pedobear basement dweller cousin to come over and mow my lawn. Not only will I get out of having to do a shitty chore, many lulz will be had watching him give those damn kids nightmares for the rest of their lives.
     
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    will this involve rape?
     
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    Hopefully. But most likely he'll just itch his balls a lot around them.
     
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    come out covered in blood with a chainsaw when they ring your bell. If they ask what you're doing, tell them you're making dinner. Have someone scream from the kitchen like they were being killed.
     
  19. Th3Gentilm0n

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    Just shit on that bicycle.
     
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    I think he is looking for a method that might not lead him to jail.
     
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    pretty much. I don't want to kill them, just make them into future /b/tards...aka scar them for life.
     
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    On the kid's bday, pay Trevor Fitzroy to come to the party drunk and bloody with a squirt gun painted black.
     
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    Register yourself as a sex offender
     
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    1. Take the bike and hide it somewhere
    2. Leave a ransom note (PROTIP: Clip letters from magazines)
    3. List clues and instructions that will lead the little bastards across town (Protip: Lead them to a sex offender's house)
    4. NB4 a huge shitstorm, put the bike back where you found it.
    5. ???
    6. Profit!
     
  26. Stephen

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    Fix'd.
     
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    Teach kids a hip new dance i.e Boss Hogg full belly humpin and make them perform it at school
     
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    Go to a Westboro Baptists church protest and dress up like a flaming gay man and make out with a dude

    bonus points if you have buttsecks with him