Troll goes to jail for talking shit at sheriff.

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    tl;dr

    Dumb Britfag troll trolls dead kids facebook pages.
    Sheriff tells him to cut the shit so he tells him he will shoot up a mall and gets v&.

    Lesson- Don't mess with the sheriff.

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...urder-200-US-schoolchildren-jailed-years.html

     
  2. Harpoons

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    Not sure he quite understands how bullets work.
     
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    I don't see how blantly posting your messages on Facebook is a good idea.
     
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    "Elliott bowed his head and wept"

    Because the first thing you want to do before being penned is start crying. I guess this kid never saw Shawshank.

     
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    What a dumbass troll. Without a proxy, a pseudonym doesn't make you anonymous.

    Use a proxy for trolling. Always.
     
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    >Troll
    >24 father of one
    > prier arrest for stupid shit
    > trolls with out proxy
    > crys when busted

    yet another wonderful case for eugenics.
     
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    Hopefully he'll be get raped and beaten by real criminals and learn not to try so hard next time.
     
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    He turned himself in to the police after hearing what he had done.
    Truly a legendary case of troll's remorse.

    Now I'm wondering. What if you programmed an elaborate bot to generate these same messages?
    Let it loose on the net with no way to trace the owner.
    The bot would be incapable of being banned and no one could be accused of its comments. But its many terrorist posts have the same effects that this guy had, and no one knew it was a bot.
    Who would they arrest?

    Makes one question the priorities of the masses.
     
  11. Likeicare

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    Arrest the bot, not even worth the question
     
  12. Mr Lange

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    Bots can't be arrested you dumb fuck.
     
  13. Likeicare

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    Maybe not by YOU
     
  14. Mr Lange

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    The only one who can arrest bots is BMO, who is a bot himself.
    You don't fool me.
     
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    No, I can arrest them while wearing my Google Glasses
     
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    NO!
     
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    What about this bot is going to make it unbannable? What about its programmer is going to keep them from namefagging themselves at every chance they get?

    Aside from the fact that anything that can be connected to the internet can also be traced to its source.
     
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    Hypotheticals. The bot's creator is silent. Perhaps the bot is amazing enough that it's capable of getting around bans. Perhaps it was designed on a scrapyard computer somewhere far away from the creator's residence and promptly destroyed. A wizard did it.
     
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    Pffffft

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    Pretty sure those kids knew the guy was too pussy to do it and just wanted a day off. I mean, most of us won't go to school if it's raining.
     
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    I have not enough palms for this story