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  1. NOT A TOWEL

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    wanna get high??
     
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    Ediot

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    whats your problem man
     
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    Your such a faggot that you don't even know it.
     
  7. NOT A TOWEL

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    oh man whys everyone ridin me today
     
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    Sure your 12 year old body can take that?
     
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    You made an account that is based on a joke that is more than 10 years old.
    Kill yourself.
     
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    Do you do meth because you can't afford coke, or do you just like it more? I'm a fan of sedatives but I will abuse amphetamines when I'm feeling froggy.
     
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    ....intentionally waits several posts...

    bends knees, licks finger and tests the air...

    "its time" he thinks as he squints his eyes and focuses on the job at hand...

    PUN INTENDED

    GET IT BECAUSE TOWLY SMOKES WEED

    NIPPING IT IN THE BUD


    GEH GEH GEH GEH GEHHHH
     
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    no tutorial, misleading thread name, overall bad OP.
     
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    on a scale of 1-10 I give this thread a fucking
    raperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperaperape
     
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    Bravo on one page of complete fucking bullshit, and a special thanks to @Weezus Christ for being the only one of you cunt mouthed internet tough guys with a fucking joke.


    I've been using this caricature for close to 8, so suck my tightly woven rayon dick, kitty cat.

    Let it be known that I will fucking rape the shit out of every one of you without warning. Your piss is weak, you smell like shit, and you can't do a fucking thing but spew "faggot" and "kill yourself" like a bunch of booger flicking teenagers.

    So shut the fuck up, sit the fuck down, and respect the towel or you'll get fucking hanged by one.

    computer.
     
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  19. NOT A TOWEL

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    And I'm getting the last word on this page
     
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    And the first word on page 2. Fuck you again.
     
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    Another one for good measure. Suck it.
     
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    nope I got the last word retard. /page
     
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    What page are you even looking at? Don't answer that, I already know.

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    WHOOOAA SHIT YOU CAUGHT THE REFERENCE. Here's a treat

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    That says so much.



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    Nice job, you just broke society's rules.
     
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    OP, stop shitposting.