TOUHOU

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    Anybody into it? Cause I sure as hell am. The best one hands down (so far) is Imperishable Night.
     
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    This is touhou basically: . All you do is dodge the bullets and shoot the enemies! Not as easy as it sounds. If you want to be really succesful you gotta be one of the following: Autistic, a Savant or an asian.
     
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    Fucking faggot cats.

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    What kind of psychopath thinks this is fun?
    Oh yeah
     
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    Typical weeabo game, where you have to dodge spilt rice.
     
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    Don't have the patience.
     
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    YOU RACK DISCIPRINE
     
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    Japs.
     
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    I like the part where she spams nazi symbols at 4 minutes
     
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    If you're so damnably masochistic that you actually play this pocky stained, yet-another-bullet-hell-clone game, I strongly suggest that you stick with the dragon dildo. It would be a far superior use of your time.
     
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    Actually Touhou invented the "Bullet Hell" genre way back in the 90s. Also...

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    What the hell is touhou
     
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    why did you ask

    you only had to be blissfully unaware

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    Read some of this then complain when you realize it's from Cracked.com but I'm too lazy to write all this shit down and it's pretty much accurate.

    http://www.cracked.com/funny-1750-touhou/

    Basically this one guy who makes bullet hell games for 20 years or more with an insanely massive fanbase that makes Star Trek look pathetic. The fans have made anime(good anime), remade other games, all that shit. And plus there's too much more to list here.
     
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    Seen it, but thank you!
     
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    Not that bad actually, games seem cool and I don't mind the little japanese magical school girls(more into muscular men in camo and skull ski masks). I used to be good in shmups, might give this a try.

    Want to know REAL bullet hell?
    Call of duty 4
    Veteran Difficulty
    Mile Sky High
    A plane full of terrorists
    All armed with automatic weapons and shotguns
    2 whole floors with 40+ tangos total
    Only MP5 and 4 flashbangs
    Teammates are useless as shit, will mostly block your way and make you restart
    3-4 shots, you're meat
    no checkpoints
    60 fucking seconds to get to the end of the second floor

    So in other words, you have to take down a whole plane full of terrorists in less than 60 seconds, sprinting and gunning while dancing around automatic fire or else you don't make it
    Cherry on top? When you eventually make it to the end, a terrorist with a human shield pops up, you gotta shoot him in the head or else he executes the hostage anyways and it's back to the start for you!
    I done it 2 times now in 6 years. You can't tell me something is hard until you get into the mile sky club, that touhou is some easy shit, then again what I seen might just be the easy difficulty.
     
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    Why not play with... both? :awesome:
     
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    That's not call of duty 4... It's from MW2. Which is the 6th game in the series.
     
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    Also, this is how I first learned about Touhou
     
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    And this is how I first learned about Japanese Homestuck
     
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    you have a my little pony avatar.
     
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    What i'm saying is kill your self.
     
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