Tom Preston's Wishes Come True (In the Philippines)!

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    Tom Preston might just move to the Philippines, since we all know he gets a hard-on for his libel shit, but then he sure as fuck wouldn't be able to cyber with all them little boys.
     
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    Goddammit I just posted this. Oh well, it doesn't change the fact that now the internet will be rid of thousands of Filipino "talents". Because God knows I can't live without a bunch of asian niggers mouthing off about how great being a Catholic is and reposting everything that happens in America.

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    We should start an online protest right now by having hot "cybersex" whatever that is... I guess we're all going to jail now! In the Philippines.
     
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    We all know Tom Preston would attempt to abuse this law, and then promptly get court raped.
     
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    How the fuck are they supposed to monitor cybering on a chat room? And libel is punishable with 12 years in prison? FUCK. Might as well move to North Korea.

    What's more infuriating is the fact that this was legislated by celebrity politicians as if they actually know a thing about politicking, and was signed by the son of a civil rights champion. Ninoy is turning over his grave and doing the chacha with FPJ. For shame that these people having experienced Martial Law first hand, two very corrupt consecutive Presidents, and still they haven't learned their lesson.
     
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    This affects like 2-3% of the Phillapines, Few have running water, let alone electricity.

    That "one guy" in the village that has his generator going is just butthurt cause he knows he can't supervise the communal use of his Toshiba.
     
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    No one cares. Tons of countries are trying to pass these laws because they don't quite understand how the internet works. they don't realize thes cope or the nature of it, and think that they can control it or even force it out of their countries. The brazilians, the chinese, the indians, and most arab nations have all fallen into this trap. Again I make the case for America actually being better than the rest of the world, since stupid laws that try to censor the internet get treated with overwhelming violence by the supreme court. Internet decency act - supreme court 9-0ed it and gave it a scathing judgement.
     
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    Is circlejerking considered cibersex?
     
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    If u put a lighter at the end of the line and the first chick farts...will we have a fireball or not?

    This is important, pls tell me
     
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    the flame travels back up through the butt until the first one breathes fire. it's the only known way to end a circlejerk.
     
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    Ey, perhaps we have something here! but I guess one must know tantric sex to do that, a female variant of the retrograde eyaculation or some shit.

    Moreover, if once the fart is ignited we close the circle connecting up the first mouth and the last butt, maybe we can keep the plasma flowing forever, and make fusion power possible...we can also have a bunch of japs pissing on those (by now really) hawt chicks, to make the steam for the turbines

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    Actually, the Senate turned into pussies all of a sudden.

    Now they want to repeal the law in fear of losing votes.

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    funny how rape gives you 3 years prison sentence and online libel gives you 12
     
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