Toilet Destroyers

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by PerpetuallyAroused, Nov 28, 2011.

  1. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Look, I'm concerned for America's toilets with some of the people we have on this forum. Most of us shit only occasionally and in reasonable ammounts, unless we've been eating @Stormtrooper 's cooking. But some of us, like @DGTrixie and @Die In A Fire and @Snorlax Rae 4900 take shits that take two or more flushes to get down fully. I heard that after thanksgiving dinner this year, @DGTrixie literally ANIHILATED a porcelein toilet with the power of her stool.

    I have no idea what you guys are eating g, but you need to see a gasteroenterologist very badly.
     
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    i had cottage cheese last night, fucking DESTROYED my toilet this morning
     
  3. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Seriously though @DGTrixie takes the most DISGUSTING shits.
     
  4. Baya Rae 4900

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    I agree entirely.
     
  5. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Some people have no respect for toilets. They eat the most god awful things and punish them to death. I mean its hideous that these women are taking these shits which take multiple attempts to get down.
     
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    Am I the only one who thinks this should be moved to SHIT posts? (no pun intended)
     
  7. PerpetuallyAroused

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    Am I the only one who thinks you should be given the S4 treatment?
     
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    It's not just about football

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    you'd know?
     
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    The smell crosses all borders of space, time, and decency.
     
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    Am I the only one who thinks PerpetuallyAroused is a closet but not so subtle fecal-philliac?
     
  11. worldofwhorecraft

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    I think he might be gay, he sure is BUTTHURT enough to be so.
     
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    Come now Snorlax, don't let our enmity blind you to her faults. Look at her though, she's a hog-pig of a person, I bet she anihilates toilets too.
     
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    You seem to be a fine judge of character.
     
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    Actually my shits are small and quick, they do not annihilate toilets as your basement-dwelling greasy butthole does.
     
  16. worldofwhorecraft

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    <3
     
  17. PerpetuallyAroused

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    lies.
     
  18. Baya Rae 4900

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    No, it's not that. It's her use of puns.
     
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    That wasn't really a pun. Maybe you are having the spongiform encephalitis from the cowsex.
     
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    I'm sure you're very experienced in having that, whatever it is.
     
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    Peasants like you know it as "mad cow disease"
     
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    this is a @DGTrixie original. ala cigarsex<
     
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