Today, while the vaccuum in my gf's mouth was stimulating the head of my penis

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by cyphercat, May 30, 2012.

  1. cyphercat

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    Ediot

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    I was slightly less aroused as I usually am.
    I blame it on these goddamn gay ass chats BUT I DON' TKNOW WHAT I LIKE MORE
    THESE GAY ASS CHATS AND ED IN GENERAL
    OR MY GF TAKING ME TO RAPTUROUS HEIGHTS WHILE SHE SWALLOWS MY LOAD.
     
  2. Manicute

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    mastubait + vaccum cleaner =/= reel GF <3

    xox
     
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    Your girlfriend doesn't look anything like this, does she?
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  5. cyphercat

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    I've finally figured out what I'm supposed to get out of this thread: The name of the guy who played Mr. Belvedere!
     
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    Your girlfriend is a shitty Swiffer Vac, thats why.
    Go date a Dirt Devil.
     
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    Surely this, if anything. You can stick your cock in a vacuum cleaner, but no need to be gay about it.

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  10. cyphercat

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    Next time I'm getting head I'll think about the points raised in thsi discussion and validate them with a "BOOYAKA"
     
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    Are these hard gay chats too much for you?
     
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  13. cyphercat

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    All I know is that I get this stramge craving for Pantless Joe when I come here.
    I said come, lol.