To weezus Christ

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  1. oddguy

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    please circle in red the facial hair styles you have already tryed and blue for the ones you haven't tryed yet but want to.

    @Weezus Christ

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    .... Where's the "Weev"??
     
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    Obviously I am all for the Guy Fawkes style.
     
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  9. Weezus Christ

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    that is a fucking STAGGERING amount of facial hair pictures. im in awe.

    i think ive had about all of those actually, i always do the same routine, shave face clean, grow beard, shave beard into hilarious fashion, repeat.

    i think you may have missed the style of fu manchu that ra's alghoul had in batman, which is one of my personal favorites...

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    Grow a WEEV!
     
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    I didn't make this. I just found it and thought you might like to see it.
     
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    I never got it quite that long. after my car "getting ran over six times by an angry psychopath" i didnt shave for a long time and this was the result.

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    oh, dude looks like the guy you posted in the yearbook thread...
     
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    Looks like a pedophile.
     
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    no THAT looks like a pedophile

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    Confirmed.

    I went to the website of it last summer.
     
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    No, that looks like drunk man trying to chat up a couple of dolls (and failing)
     
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    Looks sort of like Weev.
     
  19. Weezus Christ

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    really? cool.

    i was hoping the naked mannequin children didnt give off a pedo vibe.
     
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    yo, where did you get the scar on the middle of yo' fo'head.
     
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    my friend lived in a haunted house with three dead nigger slaves in the back yard and we found this old fucking flail in the attic that was used to beat slaves and we started swinging it at eachother.

    im pretty sure i got the scar because i head butted him in the face while he had me down slugging me in the face though.

    we laughed afterwards and i threw bloody paper towels all over his walls and ceiling. we always beat the shit out of eachother. its how we roll.

    also on the pedophile note, i forgot i did a song on the subject.

    http://soundcloud.com/user2026857/fuck-your-kids
     
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    a guy named slinkmeal.

    he uses some kind of outdate equipment. hes really fucking good though. he can make my drug induced rants sound cool and thats fucking talent.

    when *I* make music i use fruity loops.
     
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    I tried making music with Frooty loops.

    That was when i didn't know what music was and thought Velvet Acid Christ was good.
    Apparently it takes more that 15 minutes to make good music.
     
  25. Weezus Christ

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    lol i made better music with .wav player and a broken tape recorder than i have yet with fruit loops.

    im just glad i have a guy that does my music for me. i get to seem like im doing something.
     
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    Telling you guys...

    It's a pedophile.

    It's so blatantly obvious even a brain-dead retard could figure it out.
     
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    Posted in another thread; this was made with FL... I couldn't think up a name for it.

    It all started by just fooling around with the sim-synth samples and the keyboard piano mode.
     
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    that facial hair man is like a living human Fallout: New Vegas facial hair selector menu
     
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    fumo is terrified.

    also underage B&