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Discussion in 'Complaint Department' started by Darren Palinski, Dec 11, 2011.

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  1. Darren Palinski

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    My dear Zaiger, I really don't like how you and TheBrickBalls treat people online. You torture them and call them pedophiles and rapists only to hide your true selves. It's alright to admit to yourselves and everyone else that you're gay. There's nothing wrong with that. I especially am attracted to you, Zaiger, because you really turn me on with your pedophilic ways. I want you all over me so hard that we'll put the entire gay community to shame. Your sexiness I will never deny. I hope that you feel the same way about me as well. ;)
     
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    My dick has never been so hard by your mediocrity.
     
  3. Darren Palinski

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    Zaiger needs to put out more and just have sex.
     
  4. Immortal_Cake

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    You need to put out more and just be a furry.

    EDF loves furries.
     
  5. Darren Palinski

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    I only care about Zaiger, not you.
     
  6. Darren Palinski

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    I don't care about animals, just penises and vaginas. As long as Zaiger puts out for me, I'm happy and hard.
     
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    It would seem i have a rival in my quest to attain Zaigers love.
    No matter,i shall prevail.
     
  8. Immortal_Cake

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    Only you can prevent forest fires, oddguy.
     
  9. Khanzer

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    But Zaiger have a girlfriend already, sorry guys.
     
  10. Darren Palinski

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    Someone post pictures of Zaiger's girlfriend. I'm literally crying andf want Zaiger's bodaciously hot body.
     
  11. Darren Palinski

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    No I mean ED's Zaiger, the hot and sexy man I fell in love with online. I get butterflies thinking about him.
     
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    No homo though right?
     
  18. Darren Palinski

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    Yes, homo. And though in a few sentences about why I love him. Zaiger deserves to be with a guy, not a girl. Guys are more loveable for him because he needs to unleash his inner gay.
     
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    Are you ready to cut off your head and place your foot on it? If so, come; Zaiger awaits you! Zaiger is not grown in a garden, nor sold in the marketplace; whether you are a king or a servant, the price is your head, and nothing less. Yes, the cost of the elixir of Zaiger is your head! Do you hesitate? 0 miser, It is cheap at that price!
    -Abu Hamid Al-Ghazzali
     
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    You know what your problem is? Your putting the Zaiger-pussy on a pedestal
     
  21. Darren Palinski

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    I do not understand. I simply am in love with this man. You're all just jealous that he isn't yours. But he WILL be mine. I will make him dump his girlfriend for me. :)
     
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    Zaiger is and always be my man. His pussy is so delicious, I wanna suck on it and lick his cum.
     
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    My nipples are hard, and my buttocks are gettin' stiffened from the thought of Zaiger cuddlin' in mah bed and dumpin' that girlfriend for a real MAN! Oh, yes! I want Zaiger and his cum/squirt-spewin' cockadoo! Yum!!
     
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    Leave Zaiger alone!:hitler2: geez you are fucking creepy.
     
  27. Solution

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    Who are you to stand in loves way. Get the Fuck Out the Way, with your suction-ass-cups.
     
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    He already have somebody, he don't need a stalker.
     
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