Titanic II Planned by Australian Billionaire

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  1. KimmoAlmPhoenix

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    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB100...75073813854252.html?mod=WSJ_hp_editorsPicks_3
    Do we these days have the technology strong enough to iceberg-proof the ship's underside? Why is it a good idea according to Mr. Palmer to build this "Titanic II" by the inferior quality mass merchandising department stores source of coolie labor paid $2/per hour owned by US corporations and state owned Commie directed management? Why did Mr. Palmer deprive so many Aussies of precious jobs, not just for engineers, but also Australian first sector workers (mining, forestry, welding, etc)? Could he be considered anti-Aussie and make a mark in Guiness Book of Records for the biggest collossal waste PR stunt ever? It makes the Dennis Tito just-because-I'm-a-billionaire space flight stunt done a decade ago not so shameful anymore.

    This is in every way sure to be another very short lived and collisional prone to the max Chinese "junk", both literally and figuratively, rather than the slightest mark of true naval engineering.
     
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    Glad you are as outraged as i am.

    Australians should be building their own ships, making jobs and making money that goes back into Australia, not fucking China.

    They did this shit with Naval carriers for the Aus NAVY, rather than use our own drydocks to build naval vessels and create jobs, nah we'll just send it over sea's

    Modern technology? Oh fuck off, all the Titanic II ever needs is what the original should have had, More life boats.
    And no captain that was paid off to sink the ship so someone could collect the insurance money.

    Oh wait, that's maybe why he wants to make it in China, so it's guaranteed to sink on it's first voyage, no doubt carrying millions of Chinese immigrants and illegal asylum seeker boat people back to the shores of Australia, and then he collects the insurance on the sinked boat.

    DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT.
     
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    Celine Dion has already been booked, let us hope she goes down with the ship as well.
     
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    I hope the makers don't claim that it is "unsinkable". We saw how fate trolled White Star Lines.
     
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    Lol the chinks will make better ships than the aussies for less money. Chinese will actually work, australians will goldbrick and expect a fortune for it.
     
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    No they don't
    we will run out of landfills for ocean liners made in china.
     
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    lol you're mad that australia is a forgotten nation.
     
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    IF ONLY IT FUCKING WAS
     
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    What's The Member Formerly Known As Baya's opinon on all of this? Doesn't she always manage to climax the thread? Any clever anti-American remarks?
     
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    This is going to be an epic achievement, that no one will ever associate with Australia.
     
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    I'm surprised The Member Formerly Known As Baya has not responded yet. She is an Aussie patriot to the max. :rolleyes:
     
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    he's a furry.
     
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    Damn Jews better not sink this one too. We should all keep our eye on the Iceberg family.
     
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    You do not have enough posts to post in this subforum. Please remove your post.
     
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    Thread moved due to OP's lack of reading comprehension.
     
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    Then all Titanic news material is not news? The Titanic movie is of course belonging to this forum.



    EDIT: Ah, it's actually the notice above the thread maker of the News forum which just looks like another unnoticable header and space waste gay spam itself is why I forgot the add an image! :picard: Had no idea EDF news stories would be of worth on the front page of ED, thought we were all platinum faggots well below.
     
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    Oh shit, I'm sorry. Sorry for what?
     
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    Watchout for the Icebergs, the Steinbergs and Weinsteins and Goldbergs

    the damn dirty jews.
     
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    LOLZ, don't forget the Weinstocks. There used to be a gem shop where I used to live owned by a hebrew named Weinstock that I tried selling 5-gallon buckets of fool's gold to and got b& from. The guy's nature (Michael Snyder on crack) made me want to deplete the "weinstock" at the liquor store by stocking up on Thunderbird and Night Train.
     
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    Jews are dumb and should be hated.
    Because they keep bringing up WWII and the Holocaust (of which they were not the exclusive victims)
    how many years since Hole-o-caust? 1945 was when it ended, so.. that is 67 years ago.
    they will keep bringing it up another 60 years from now.
     
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    This. Why don't we hear the Catholics, Gypsies, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, mentally ill people or convicted felons (among others) bawing about the holocaust? Because the kikes are powerful and are attention whores. Why aren't the Jews bawing about the Spanish Inquisition?
     
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    Powerful? right that's why they fear us finding out what they are up to because they fear the world.

    Let's not forget the Jews have been on plenty of genocide campaigns themselves.
     
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    True, I meant "powerful" by their death grip on entertainment, finance, the media and big business.
     
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    Buying Chinese made Titanics is stupid because what is the point of buying something that will wear out within a year and need replacing?

    just cop it and pay premium for a ship that lasts.
     
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    I am going to build an iceberg laying ship just for the occasion. :bomb:
     
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