Through the heavy rain of shitting dicknipples I wave to you.

Discussion in 'Noob Introduction Forum' started by slackerdan, May 15, 2013.

  1. slackerdan

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    Hey.

    Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste. They call me.... slackerdan.

    I'm here to do ED wiki stuff, and to meet & greet other EDiots and writers.

    I enjoy writing articles for web content, smoking truly heroic amounts of weed every day, sitting on my fat ass on the 'net, staying in my small dimly-lit creepy apartment during a beautiful summer's day, shirling, water-skiing, hang-gliding, para-snorkling, power sharting in public pools, and taking long walks in the woods to bury the monthly hooker I killed and dressed up like my Mother.

    Well, we're here for a good time, not a long time. So have a good time, the sun can't shine every day.

    /slackerdan
     
  2. Schnookums

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    Don't tell us what you are going to do. Nobody gives a shit. Just do it or GET THE FUCK OUT!
     
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    You will fit right in, after you leave forever.
     
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    "Man he better not marry her, she has huge whale potential. She drops out one kid and she'll look like Roseanne Barr."
     
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    You better have taken pictures of said Hooker/mother before and after you killed her or you wasted your fucking time.
     
  6. BMO

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    Person a: what do you wanna be when you grow up? Person b: i wanna be marc!
     
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    Nope.
     
  8. slackerdan

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    I did do it, or should I say, my first one: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/ZilianOP . The guy ripped off a whole bunch of twitch.tv gamers by faking being crippled and confined to a wheelchair. And then he screwed up.
     
  9. BMO

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    I just got a job at Minacs! It's better than working at McDonalds...I guess
     
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    Hi OP, you seem 37% less gay than the usual new users.
    That isn't to say you're not a pile of squalid dicks, just one smaller in stature.
     
  11. slackerdan

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    Thank you, Sugar Bombs, I try anyways. I'm a Generation X old bastard, so I've seen it, done it, screamed JEWS DID 911 in chat rooms, taken my lumps, y'know, the usual shit.

    I'll be honest: I want to write articles for ED so I'll know they'll actually get read by people, unlike the articles I've written for the desperate cry for attention I call my website. I'm working on finishing my first book too, gotta get my fat lazy ass to finish it and see if Amazon e-book publishing actually works for me.

    Nice to meetcha. Hope to see you in chat where you can call me an oldfag for awhile. Yup.
     
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    That article you wrote isn't terrible. Needs more to it but at least there's no "OVER 9000", "Last Thursday", or other such forced-meme nonsense.
     
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    "IM BACK WITH A 808 CAUSE IM BOSSY" - Kelis "We be going boom like an 808"- Blaque
     
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    Thanks, I welcome and appreciate any constructive criticism, one of the best ways to get better at anything. I'll certainly add more information about the ZilianOP situation - all the YouTube vids I watched of people screaming about Zilian's scam were pretty well about the same - "OMG HE WAS FAKING BEING CRIPPLED HHHAHAHA KILL HIM!". Good, sweet delicious drama, though. :)
     
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    Try watching through them for any notable quotes, and get quotes from the "cripple" himself.
     
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    Friend: (Smirking) "Duuuude, Amanda's like totally fuckin' apeshit over you! Tiffany told me she was talking to Amanda at the Club last night, and every time Tiffany said your name, Amanda started hopping up and down like some too-eager retarded kid." Cocksman: (Smugly) "Amanda came over two nights ago, Dude. I had given Amanda the impression she was just comin' over for some quick Catch and Release makin'-out. But the next thing you know, I've got Amanda's fine ghetto-ass bent over the arm of the couch and I'm like balls deep in her laying down some textbook, heavy artillery thundercock. I fucked her for like the next five hours, I kid you not. When we were done, I'm all like looking around the living room and shit, you know? Complete, total war zone, Dude. SweartofuckinGod, there's like pieces of splintered furniture on the carpet, houseplants upended, busted picture frames on the floor, Amanda's panties are in the fish tank and her bra is overhead going 'round and 'round on the ceiling fan. Man! Did I ever lay down the Heavy Meat, Dude! As I'm lookin' around, Amanda's head is on my chest and I notice she's shuddering and fuckin' cooing like a pigeon, sweartofuckinGod. Yep. I think we can safely say I laid down the ol' Cock and Awe on Amanda."
     
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    Is this how we greet new faggots that these? Actually I will shut up and go back to my corner.
     
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    welcome back gask bro :)
     
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    Pretty sure I'm not Slackerdan. You know I'm too lazy to make socks, pretend to smoke weed and write articles/books.

    If you're talking about the Spongebob thing, that was my porn debut. Uguuuuuu~
     
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    I want to hate you, and abuse you, and cum all over your mothers open mouth; but I can't... (well, apart from the mother bit, of course I can bust a nut on your MILF).




    Any post that gets this tune running through my head gets a like and a finger in the anus.

    Then two fingers in the anus...

    Then three...

    Then a fist...
     
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    Another old cunt, nice. Welcome to the club.
     
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    Donnie darko avatar, 'LOL GUYS I SMOKE WEED', super funny/edgy dead hooker joke, extra deep closing comment, /faggot out

    Kill yourself you pitiful manchild.
     
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