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  1. Negi Springfield

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    This is sort of related to the board topic, so no worries I hope.

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    Uh... footjob?
     
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    My craziest ex girlfriend said she had a problem with feet. I think the way she put it was that if I ever wanted her to put her mouth on my dick, I'd best make sure no feet ever came into contact with it. It was an easy choice. One part of the bucket of crazy she owned was nymphomania.

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    You couldn't pay a prostitute enough to shake your hand, let alone touch your chode.
     
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    for when Double Penetration just isn't enough
     
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