Thoughts of china so far

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  1. Lovecraft

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    Stop dating mongoloids of Irish descent mate.
     
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    Well, I mean, yeah most don't, but some do as opposed to don't.

    I mean, look at how Asian Jimmy Page looks (his Mom's Irish).
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    There's also Irish singer, Lisa Hannigan... you can't tell me she don't look a little Asian here:
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    There is definitely some Irish folk who are Asian-looking out there, even if it's only like 1%. I mean, it's 1% versus 0%. Like, there's some Korean who look Latino or American Indian, but no Koreans look Nigerian or Somalian.
     
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    Why not? I'm a Mongoloid, and people shouldn't date outside of their race, right??
     
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    You do you.
    Me, I don't really give a toss about race as long as I find people likeable, reasonable and sane.
     
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    I'm just shit posting, I thought you were too.

    I don't care either, as long as they're not nuts and preferably a bit easy on the eyes. But frankly, as long as they hate the same things I do, then I'll be happy.
     
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    Just noticed i havent seen any old cars outside of trucks and vans

    Wouldn't say ive seen a single car made before 2000 since ive been here
     
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    Though i have only stayed within a 200km radius of shanghai so maybe thats not the case further out
     
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    Whatever.
    Didn't know Jimmy Page was half Irish though. I guess that's something
     
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    Stands to reason.
    Looks like his other half is potato.
    And what do the Irish love?
    Makes sense really.
     
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    Guys. I hate to break this to u but that look can be caused by something the Irish are known for....

    Drinking. While pregnant.

    That Downsie eye look, yeah that can be a sign of fetal alcohol syndrome....
     
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    How large are these "cities"
     
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    Each one is a couple of square kms of nothing but these buildings

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    TL;DW:

    Chinese people are culturally programmed to not give a fuck, and have an old meme for it.

    Video also contains good footage of people in China driving like cunts.
     
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    You guys asked for the weird stuff

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    Are u guys gonna do it?

    Learn any good cuss words?
     
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    Nah man id get diseases, apparently its only safe to do at the high class ones

    And my first words i learned in both mandarin and cantonese were cuss words
     
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    And then they collect the fish and serve them to the diners after you?
     
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    I wouldnt be too surprised
     
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    How is the non weird food?
     
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    The food itself is fine. I haven't been into Shanghai proper yet apart from the airport but i dont think theres any weird food here. Its pretty similar to eating at my girlfriends parents house with some cultural differences
     
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    Yesterday we were in Hangzhou, today we are in Wuxi and tomorrow we are going to Nanjing
     
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    Because they all have FAS.
     
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    Gmaps wont let you travel to north korea

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    Follow your dreams, go to Best Korea.
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    Refugee accounts say your best shot is swimming across the river at Tumen. You can bribe the guards with South Korean soap opera DVDs.
     
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