Thoughts of china so far

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    Kaco just told me she overheard some chinese people talking about me and that they think im mixed lol
     
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    you appear in some photos to have, like
    semi-epicanthal folds in your eyes?
    combined with your straight hair, shrug
     
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    Yeah i have asian eyes

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    Also i am actually probably the whitest person on this forum. My sisters dna results came up

    58% Welsh, English
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    5% Norwegian
     
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    Youre eurasian. Your opinion doesnt matter
     
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    That 5% Norwegian is probably viking

    Thats how pure i am
     
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    You should check out this club we got in the US

    Its called the Klan Im sure you would love it
     
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    Slavs are indigenous to Europe, friend.

    Also, apparently (according to ignoramuses) Russians are Eurasian. So if the ethnicity that sent the first satellite, animal, man, women and permanent habitat into space despite communism is Eurasian then Eurasians are the master race.

    Also, you're dating a chink.
     
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    Klan are dirty mutts compared to my supreme whiteness
     
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    How is that relevant to me being White
     
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    He jelly

    Edit: in more ways than one
     
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    People on scooters have no interest in following road rules

    Its chaos
     
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    Today was only my first day out sightseeing but i saw some nice 2000yo architecture
     
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    i always thought that chinese pussy would be sideways


    boy was i disappointed when I finally got some

    women are all the same :/
     
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    How long are you gonna be there for and will you be going out to the countryside?
     
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    Im "here" from the 9th to the 20th. Minus flight time. And its pretty hard to get to the countryside in China
     
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    So many car crashes, mainly caused by the daredevils on scooters and the fact that asians cant drive

    Even more broken down trucks and vans

    Also people just park wherever they want. I saw someone park their car on the outside lane of a freeway (motorway/expressway, whatever you call it in your country) just so they could get out and have a smoke
     
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    Are you planning on dumping any heavy metals and/or toxic chemicals into the water ways while you're there? As they say, "when in Rome" and all that.
    A nice little tyre fire might just do in a pinch.
     
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    Ive heard stories about how Chinas bike share program was a failure but its actually pretty crazy to see that there really are bicycles abandoned everywhere
     
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    They should import some black people or gipsies, they'll clear that shit up in a flash.
     
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    Havent you been paying attention. They lock all those people up
     
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    My ex girlfriend was Irish and I thought she was half-Japanese when we first met. I wonder why the Irish have a touch of an Asian look to them?
     
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    They can still lock them up, after they've solved the bicycle problem.
     
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    They don't.