Thoughts of china so far

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    Full of chinese people

    All the fast food restaurants that are also in australia sell weird shit here
     
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    I have a solution. Can you deliver these as a door-to-door salesman?

    Just say they're "alternative medicine platinum crystals" and to put them on their chest for 20 mins at a time (outside their box ofc).

    Do this about 2 billion times. Good luck.
     
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    There's a lot of chinese road rage videos on the internet so i'd suggest try not to piss off a chinaman with a car, they seem to enjoy driving over people

    Have you seen anything that's really damn weird/you really didn't expect to see there?
     
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    Go on and call people in China islamophobic.


    So they go about and put you in one of dem fancy concentration camps.
     
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    Did you have to jump through hoops for a Visa? I hear China is pretty tough on that
     
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    Do they have those street food vendors that serve really weird stuff and are you gonna try it?
     
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    The Chinese are a civilized people that no longer makes people jump through hoops.
    These days you only have to brave the temple of Sha-Mun-Ra and retrieve the scepter of Nhotadong and survive the six trials that should not be named, and you're home free.
     
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    Needed all my details, working history, my family members details and what they do for work too

    Edit: i also had to state on my visa application that i would only be coming into china with my girlfriend, who still has her HK ID card so didnt need a visa
     
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    Nah im not sure thats a chinese thing anyway. They do that in thailand and cambodia and stuff
     
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