So... you're advising people to sleep with anybody who calls them ugly? Sound advice. I wonder why. It couldn't possibly be because of your delightfully positive attitude and abundance of self-esteem. Yes, it's in your contract. Unfortunately. Wait, what? Actually, it's one of the most important interpersonal skills to have. It could save your career, your relationship and even your life. It must be nice not having any real responsibilities. And then you'll get arrested for assault. Circle of life, you know? No, and thanks for telling me in the nicest possible way. Well perhaps you should because then your blog wouldn't be shit. Those are the days you dress like a hipster. Fine, I'll leave you to wallow in self-pity. Unfortunately.