Those moments where you become 8 years old again

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  1. AmbrJones Wickenshire

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    My brother came over to help me upgrade my computer. We decided to turn the case box into a fort for the family pet. Post your fucking childish moments, doughnut punchers.
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    baitin to Victorias secret magazines.

    one time i was like 8 and cut a hole in a bitches mouth and jacked off with my dick through the page

    shit was lit
     
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    Obligatory molestation joke
     
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    No, our old dog that we had to put down.
     
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    If that was true you'd let me and @scumhook pull an eifel tower on you
     
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    Look what they did to the rest of your dog's family.....:eek::eek::eek:
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    When I was eight years old, my mother was 9 months pregnant with my lil brother, and my goat was in labor. She was having distress, my mom called the vet, but it would be a while until they could get to our barn. So, my mom decided i would have to help with the birthing process, because she couldnt risk getting kicked.
    I had to put my arm up my goat's gooch and turn the baby because it was coming in breeched (backwards). And then pull it out and cut the cord.
    That was my childhood memory of 8. Bloody, slimy up to my armpit, with goatshit crusted on my knees.

    I had the best childhood and I mean that in all seriousness.
     
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    was it a typical PA goat?
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    Memories of my childhood
     
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    My sister was the one with the goatclops.
     
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    9/11 is actually the earliest memory i can remember in any real detail

    It was a great day because instead of doing any classwork my teacher pulled out a tv and we sat watching people diving out windows all day. Plus they werent censoring the swearing which is always cool when you're a little kid
     
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    Yo thats not funny bro 19 good men died that day
     
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    Also related to the thread, i actually was 8 in 2001
     
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