THOR

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  1. Meepsheep

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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    Congratulations, you’ve found out that curiosity doesn’t quite kill, but it certainly has its rewards. He’s a Zetapawz legend and he’s feared and also lusted after with unsatisfying hunger, behold THOR our massive hunk of a equine dildo and the biggest thing we’ve got. He’s massive; strong, thick and bulging muscles are certainly a showoff to anyone that catches an eye of this hunk. Of course he’s certainly a bad boy when it comes down to it, happily taking anyone, anyway he can get it, believe us the lucky few that find THOR in their pants are sure to love him to stretch them in unimaginable ways.
    He’s cast in copious amounts of our slick gel material and that’s the perfect aid in helping him in, because he’s gonna need all the help he can get to get it into you. His crown a massive five inches, able to stretch anyone to their limits and some even past what the ever could have imagined. His girth is only second to the overwhelming length he carries around, even to his lump of a median ring that’s willing to literally pop in and make him push deeper. Few have ever hilted him, this giant of the Zetapawz animal dildo world and few know the deeply satisfying reward he can bring. THOR is a big boy indeed, and certainly in a class of his own. Which is why we’re so proud to offer anyone the chance to have this hunk give them a visit; who knows, maybe he’ll decide to stay and keep those nights coming again and again.
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  2. Harpoons

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    It's always nice to see a dildo with a personality.
     
  3. Meepsheep

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    Funny thing is, THOR is currently sold out, meaning quite a few people had to have purchased it.
     
  4. Gwazi

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