This winter sucks monkey balls

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  1. Ellipses

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    Now my wall is leaking. Not my roof, my wall.

    I can only assume that this means the siding (which was just redone two years ago) is completely shit. And I can't do anything about it until there stops being snow and ice all over the wall. >:I

    Fuck this winter. This winter messed up my walls.
     
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    Well I am a bunch of little dots, so there's always Pacman to worry about.
     
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    This winter was the coldest one in years, but sadly no snow :(
     
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    The german winter was a pussy ass bitch this year. No snow whatsoever and today it's warm outside. T-Shirt weather.
     
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    Yeah, it's just "cold" all day long. No snow, no storms, nothing in 'schland.
     
  7. Ellipses

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    It's been as cold as -30 and we have about two feet of snow collected outside. And it's supposed to snow again later this week.
     
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    I think the Americans are fucking around with the Earth's atmosphere again.
     
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    Germany has a HAARP facility as well. But of course, we still run it.
     
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    It appears to be working as well, as California is experiencing the warmest winter on record.
     
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    not to mention a drought
     
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    view from window

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    That's only southern California. Being a dessert, it is always in drought.
     
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    yea, plus most southern californians are pussies
    a little wind=hurricane
     
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    For the 40000th time this winter is horrible. I should know. I just had to drill a little hole in the wall so the water would go through a route I prefer rather than collecting behind the paint and ruining all of my art and posters.

    After drilling the hole, the water is only going down a one centimeter path instead of taking up the entire wall, so I'll consider this a minor victory.
     
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    ^ go patch your roof. Unless you rent, in which case, don't.

    Tomorrow's forecast>
    [​IMG](~18 if you live in base 10)
    Suck it.
     
  18. Ellipses

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    Yeah sure, where you live. I walk/bike everywhere and won't be able to get supplies to patch the roof tomorrow, but I think I'm gonna stick a tarp up over the edge of the roof and block off the siding until I can either do something about it or move.
     
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    Implying alligators, wolves, grizzly bears, cougars, jaguars, sharks, and pythons don't want to eat people too. Also implying elk, moose, and bison can't just fucking trample you to death.
     
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    Where I live, its summer weather all year long. I have a cousin who lives in Ohio and he told me that snow is fun for the first few weeks but you quickly start hating it when you realize you have to live with it for the next several months.
     
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    Thankfully I love snow.
     
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    I'm wearing shorts and haven't pulled out more than a hoody this winter.

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    The down side is the median age here is probably 60.
     
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    IT'S FUCKING FREEZING! I CAN SEE MY BREATH! LIKE, MY ACTUAL BREATH, LITERALLY COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH AND MAKING LITTLE CLOUDS AND SHIT!



    /jk it's like 12C here and the sun hasn't even come out yet
     
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    my old camp councilor gave me some of the greatest advice i've ever been told
    he said to me "boy, if you're ever cold, just remember...touch your pee, that's hot"
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    This winter around here been kinda rough, it's been snowing like every week, so Op good luck freezing your ass off.
     
  27. Ellipses

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    Assuming you live where I think you live, you and your folks are wimps.

    A friend of mine lived here for a year and moved back, and her facebook status on a day when it was 55 degrees was "it's so cold out!"

    I am judging all of you based on her inability to cope with sub-60 degree weather.
     
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    It is true, I'm a wicked wimp

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    I rode here this morning packing some spicy V8 and a pint of Vodka.. had a few bloody marys and watched people fishing from the rocks wearing only shorts.
    Fuckin' wimps.

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  29. Ellipses

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    We do that here in 40 degree weather. :U
     
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    I rode my bike here again today, one of my favorite places to just unwind.. burn one and pour a few cocktails... listen to some grateful dead on pandora and relax, watch the sunset then trek home.

    The place was overrun with a bunch of loud drunk mexicans, I wish they were at home in the hurricane instead.

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