This thread's about tea. I fucking love tea.

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What kind of tea do you like?

  1. Hot tea. Shit's smooth as a mother fucker.

    59.0%
  2. Cold tea. That mess cools me down after a long day of fucking bitches.

    41.0%
  3. Sweet tea. I love feeling like a coked up kid with ADHD.

    56.4%
  4. Unsweet tea. I drink tea like I like your mom. Au natural.

    28.2%
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  1. Lucky

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    Title pretty much says it all. Also there's a poll.
     
  2. Lucky

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    There's a food subforum as I just noticed. Someone should move this there.
     
  3. Baya Rae 4900

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    Mint tea. Green tea. Iced tea. Who's with me?
     
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    I voted for everything. I am a fan of tea. No mint though. I am not a fan of mint anything, except for mints and toothpaste.
     
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    You're dead to me, Zaiger.
     
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  7. Baya Rae 4900

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    You should drink some mint tea. It'll clear that right up.
     
  8. Patroclus Rex

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    Being British, this thread is relevant to my interests.
     
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    Ha, I voted for everything, too, and oddly enough, I can't stand mint tea either. It literally makes me want to puke (though real mint and minty flavored things are fine for some reason). When I was a kid, my mom would make it for me with anise and other herbally crap when I had stomach aches, so it always wound up coming back up. For years I couldn't drink any kind of tea because it always reminded me of being sick and throwing up. I'd dry-heave every time someone would try to make me drink it.

    I've only recently started to enjoy teas...but still can't do mint. White teas, some green teas...my favorite right now is vanilla rose...something and Tazo passion tea. Agave nectar is awesome with them. Tastes like the candy shell of a candy apple. Fuckin' delicious.
     
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    I like tea, but I don't like this sweetened tea bullshit. I might as well drink soda.
     
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    I love sweet tea, but I also love herbal teas. Rooibos, jasmine, chamomile, green, those are my favorites right now. Tazo's passion tea is also very good.

    And I love mint tea too.
     
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    You know, the kind they fill with high fructose corn syrup, and sell in a tin can.
     
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    Most of them, yeah. But at least not all of them taste awful. XINGtea is awesome. I'm not a fan of canned sweet drinks, I'd rather just have a couple spoonfuls of sugar than drink a soda straight most of the time. Their tea is actually refreshing and tastes great. If you're gonna go for a canned, pre-sweetened tea...they're the way to go for me. Would highly recommend them.

    Edit: And it looks as though they have unsweetened canned tea, too. Nice.
     
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    I just think canned sweetened tea completely defeats the purpose of tea; which is to have a refreshing drink and not catch diabeetes.
     
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    That is true, best bet is usually gonna be to make your own to control how sweet it is, and what's in it. But that's why I enjoy that particular brand of tea if a canned or bottled drink is my only option (aside from water), or if I'm craving something sweet, and was unable to make something myself. They use cane sugar and honey for sweeteners, and their 8oz. can has 16 grams of sugar vs. the same amount of Coke at 27 grams - and that's high fructose corn syrup.

    Plus in their unsweetened canned tea, there's no sugar. I does not want diabeetus.
     
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    Whoa, wait, CANNED tea?? I've never had canned tea, but it sounds awful. No wonder you don't like sweet tea - I'm sure real tea sweetened is much better.
     
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    they got this shitty monster energy + lemon tea combo. horrid crap.. i like both lemon tea and monster, but somehow they fucked this combo up
     
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    Ewww. I can't even imagine what that would taste like. I think I'll go brew some chamomile tea to get the imaginary taste out of my mouth.
     
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    My fav, Sparkling Wiggles Selected Brew, Class A

    Seconded by shrooms tea
     
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    i like most tea. favorites are Earl grey and English breakfast. i love Jasmine tea and Roses tea as well.
     
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    Fruit flavoured green or white tea not too hot, slightly sweetened is my choice. Many here use milk in tea as well, fuck that shit. Twinings is the king of teas.
     
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    Not in green tea, fuck.
     
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    Green tea with ginseng and honey.
     
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    It is. And way easier on the stomach than the very shrooms "meat"

    And btw, you have to lace the water with a bit of lemon, to allow the alkaloids to be fully extracted
    I like my shrooms fresh, just harvested. You can literally see how the cut became of a deep blue color, that's the psilocybin oxidising

    Hurry, hurry, hop, hop, to the kettle, to the kettle!!
     
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    Chai tea. Fuck yeah.
     
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    Unsweet tea. FUCK YEAH
     
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    Arizon makes the best tea. 99. gets you a HUGE FUCKING CAN OF TEA. Oh, and I also live in the town that makes Lipton, so thats popular here to.