This is what smack does to you.

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  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    What kind of sane person would be watching elderly camwhores masturbating online?

    The only person on smack is you.
     
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    Something is wrong with you if you do not go out into the woods to trip on these blogs of awefulness.
    and then show it to everyone else.
     
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    I don't show people my personal fetish/porn collection.
     
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    So what if it is?
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    Yeah, she's a real looker... hooker, I mean. She looks like a real hooker.

    But when it comes to really terrible, ugly women- I've always held some in reserve. That is, even when I'm dating a cock-slaying, really hot chick, I always keep at least three uglies in my cellphone on speed-dial. Most hot girls know they have worth. Even if they're real dumb, terrible people, they know they can use their looks as leverage to make a guy work double time for them; and they don't need to stoop to my level if they don't want to. They know they can erect boundaries - no facials, anal, cigarette burns, etc etc.
    Which is why I'm a fan of back-up fuglies: they know they have no social worth. They're the ones you call when you just really, REALLY have to blow your load on the face of something you've just had anal sex with and put your smoke out on. Fat and ugly girls (one in the same) will do anything. And what-more, to cite a RL example, they will call you up, drive to your house and pick you up to bring you to their house, bake for you, buy you pop - the good kind, too; no knock-off flavours, and buy for your amusement all seasons of digitally remastered He Man episodes... JUST so you'll hangout with them.

    Pretty girls can be used. I dangle them like jewellery from my arm when I go out. But they take more work and some shrewdness (booze and coke). But ugly girls - they're easy. If you can get over their globular forms and ass pimples, you can really live it up. Because, unlike with hotties, you'll get to keep your booze and coke. After all, when you're 7" of 8" deep inside a rectum, how hot the face you can't see really doesn't matter.

    So, I accept your ugly girl. You can have her back when she inevitably comes running and crying home, clutching her bleeding cootch and crying about being abused. Until then, she (and the booze and coke) are mine. I just hope she knows I haven't seen that old Mario Bros cartoon in a long time, *hint hint.*
     
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    Where do you find these motivated ugly girls?
    I've hanged out with ugly girls who are just that fucking lazy.
    Are they like scared that unlike them i've gotten my shit together?
     
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    No ugly girls are naturally motivated. They're ugly! So that means they spend much time sitting around in the dark, eating pies and resenting girls that have dates. Ugly girls are only motivated by one thing: the unattainable cock. Like poverty stricken plebeians who dream of one day winning the lottery, ugly girls dream of one day getting a man. In both cases, the odds dictate that neither will happen..

    Until I happen by.
    Like a dreamt up cowboy from a Harlequin novel, one must seemingly step from smoke, ready, cool, calm. Poised, the cowboy must pause only momentarily to lean against the support post of the ugly girl's life. Remember: you have come down from a higher place. You owe her absolutely NOTHING. You are here only because today, she is very, VERY lucky. Make her work for it.

    Now the ugly girl is motivated. Outclassed, she has but one chance to be with you: "put down the pie and give it here - get down on knees before your king, spread your bum cheeks in ritual salute - prepare your anus... but do not look hither, at thee. For thou disgust me.
    Bitch, you better have He-Man, all episodes, every season. Only after we fuck will you be allowed to sneak a peak at me, and know what a glorious man was inside you. For it will never happen again.
    Put on He-Man. Give me that pie. Work for me. My jizz is still inside you."

    And finally, on that note - be warned! Now that the ugly chick is very motivated, make sure she doesn't work so hard as to bind you like some hideous sorceress. Never cum inside her pussy. Only cum in her ass, and when you do, make sure you shoot it to so deep that by the time it comes oozing out it will be so befouled by her lower gut that if she ever were to dig it out and swap holes, that the Chain and Shackle child she tries to tame you with, will be so retarded - so far from perfect - that it could never be blamed on you.

    And then fade from her life. You owe her nothing.
    She owes you.
    She will think of you when her life returns to normal. Years from the time you entered her life, as she lay fat and alone on her couch, eating pie, watching He-Man reruns and thinking of you... she will realize she OWES you more. And then, my friend, the time is ripe. After that revelation, you may enter her life - come and go as often as you please. She will be trained then to bake a pie then drop to her knees, speaking her butt cheeks, preparing her anus in ritual salute.

    You have achieved God Hood.

    You're welcome.
     
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    You do not have a viable target if you have an ugly lazy girl, who has all the ugly jobless losers going up to her place all day long.

    That Flu is what i was talking about, they take one look at you, or me who is very much big and heavy set with good shoulders serious expression and a nice big striding walk makes them realize they will never amount to anything to you, because they are ugly, you are not, and because these sloth like fembeasts do not like doing a fucking thing, they will settle with having the ugly weed smoking worthless morons coming to their house on rotation, buying her smokes, dinner, cleaning her house, and buying her presents, all the while holding out on them for the pussy.

    Why would they want you?
    when they know you see them as garbage, because they know full well they are garbage, and will be disposed off at the slightest sign of displeasure, with no ugly boy friends to come coddle her, because once they see her betray their valiant efforts to get her pussy, they will never ever have anything to do with her again, and will use their time to find better pussy.
    while the ugly bitch lays bloated and rotting in her apartment with the stench of carrion permeating the whole street and the whole block.
     
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    You could publish this shit. It's so good.
     
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    Look man, you're really not getting it. It's in your personality, and that, sadly, is riddled with defeat. I could go on and on, but from reading what you wrote it's so painfully obvious you do not have the heart of a hunter.
    I'll touch on one part of your question: why would a girl want what's bad for them? Why do people smoke? Why do a legion of young girls worship a vampire? Why do girls like bad boys? Why do boys want stupid vapid sluts?
    They want your personality in them. They want your power. You are (not) a shaman. You must culture a cult of personality and then ride those anuses all day long. Why? Because if you can, you should. We're apex predators, which mean we have the RIGHT to hunt our own species.
     
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    LOOK man if you wanted to waste time and money and adding to the conglomeration of GOTIRL infected horny boys providing nectar for their queen maggot, you don't have a good soul.
    It is a VICTORY if you give it a pass, and stalk on myspace and find that the relationship with them all broke down of it's own accord, because YOU stood up to the bitch, by saying "Fuck this manatee i can do better" which inspires rebellion in those fellow men.

    YOU ARE THEIR SAVIOUR AND THE VANQUISHER OF THEIR QUEEN MAGGOT
    Who now sits upon her unmaintained throne bloated and smelly and deflating rapidly as decomposition sets in with noxious foul smelling fluid oozing from the prolapsed gas emitting anus of decomposition and rot.

    By leaving them, the rest wandered why and then realized the truth.

    No i do not have the mind of a hunter, unless.... can you get me some testosterone suppliments? plz
    anyway, i will tell you what i like, it's girls with the attitude of men, and they are an easy lay too, their abrasive "i don't have feelings for shit!!!!" personality is like a prickly rough nut husk, but persist, and keep an eye open and you will find the cracks, the cracks which can be made to get to the tender calorie rich meat inside, which is where you really get familiar with this guyish gal.
    And believe me, they love anal sex, especially when they are a Dominating type, they find that they lack something, they don't know what but it fills them with longing and sadness, which they joyfully have fulfilled when you give them anal, it's the feeling of being stuffed, of being held rough, and feeling a little pain, they realize that they wanted a man who was able to top their abrasive dominate personality, so they could be made to cum and cry from being forced to cum.

    That is pure serenity.
    One i am not sure you are into as much as i am.
     
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    ALL HAIL QUEEN MAGGOT!!
    Queen Maggot is your best friend. The effect she has over 90% of the male population is oto your benefit. They're programmed and single-mindedly driven. You know what they're going to do. They've shown their hand.

    HAIL QUEEN MAGGOT for she pours wine from her pussy and squeezes edible young from her ass!!

    Your trouble is that you see the fagdance of mating as being inherently stacked against you, and so to find a girl -- and remember, we've always only been broadly speaking of UGLY girls. But for this purpose, all girls also - why not? -- to find a girl you feel you have to give and try so hard. That you have to feed Queen Maggot. But you don't. Maybe because I'm such a great guy and so fucking charismatic I've forgotten what it's like to be mortal, but I've always found that you can turn the tables on just about anyone. And in the case of girls, you can flip that table over, pin them with it, and then fuck them through the glory hole your success has created. You can win the game.

    And about the type of girls you like - IE: ones that act like men - you're either a massive closet fag or completely, super right. My last girlfriend acted like a man (but looked like a girl.) That desire is the most sane decision ever. Women acting like women is a bad thing, because women are made from man's biblical rib: they're like shit copies of MEN. WHO ARE LORDS OF EARTH. Women who act like men are good because it shows they're finally thinking. But because they're women, they don't fag shit up by acting too much like men, as their natural weaknesses are too dominant, thus they're never quite as good as us.

    Which, to segway back to my original point about wrestling the young of Queen Maggot - women are a meek species and by nature men are the best. But only when we act like it. FLIP THAT TABLE OVER AND WIN.
     
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    That's the shopping bills sorted.
     
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    I'm a man with a plan. You should probably thank me for showing you how to save a bundle by giving me a bundle. I'm trying to finance buying a prostitute for life. It was hard finding someone willing to sell themselves to me for life, but I finally found one - and haggled her down to $13,000.
     
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    Goddamnit, just go to Eastern Europe, you can legally own a white woman for a McDonalds hamburger (Big Mac or above) and a promise that you won't sell her to gypsies.
     
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    I once slayed on online queen maggot, but i didn't fuck her, not when i finally saw what that snatch that i actually laughed, i laughed because others had spent GOOD MONEY to get a slim chance of that meat pie.

    Anyway, you finally got it right, i am super right, girls with a male personality are the shit, but they still have that natural instinct, that instinct is to have a penis deep inside them, and to groan with pleasure as their heart beats rapidly with the pulses of the cock inside.
    Do not call them cows or dykes, they are better then that, they are soul mates the kind of woman you want to always have around, marriage or no marriage, they are like a gem, precious beyond price, and if you go your separate ways with these precious gems it's under good terms, no revenge, no hate, only a fond farewell and always the possibility that you both might hit it off again.

    These are the girls you spend your entire life looking for, without realizing you are looking for them, climbing over the piles of tits and anuses and pussies of the bold the beautiful and the butt ugly, but the truth is they are all garbage, even the beautiful ones you find long ago, aren't good in bed, they are an expensive commodity and an absolute liability to your life and your posessions.
    YOU WANT a woman with the spirit OF A MAN.

    But when you are me, you must be patient, for i am unwilling to dirty my dick with the stink of the unworthy, i understand and see the point of sex for the sake of sex, i have no problem with that, it's just not my thing, especially since i like to have sex as an emotionally satisfying indulgement not just carnal.

    But brown town, always awaits, but with a Manly Girl, one who thinks like a guy, will be no bullshit, and will have no issues with you injecting warm water into her bowels in order to flush out all the doodie so her anus is nice and squeaky clean for painting her intestines white.
     
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    Here's a tale from the Sad Side: I've found that perfect girl before, and I dated her for 7 years, and every year was better than the last and would maybe have continued to be except for one thing: base, raw, human desire. We agreed to separate very amicably and remain very good friends. But, in the end we both agreed that we were young, good looking, and really down for adventure - which included fucking other people. So, we shook hands and parted ways... in a sense...

    What you're describing, about a blissful union, is SILLY. Loads of marriages fail and even good relationships end. New ones begin. But they also end... There's a lot of time between good ones, and in that time you mean to tell me that your crumby little dong and V-Card is SO precious and you're somehow holy because you're unsullied in something about as provable as dark matter (the "soul grime" of dirty, rotten sex) that you're willing to go cold-statue -comatose, sexually, because you're not fucking at the moment a girl you want to marry?

    Don't hit up every chick - have some class, and watch out for the dirty ones... but man, the sheer joy of fucking, in all its pointless and absurdity, is pretty good. Fucking for no other reason than fucking is as good as jerking off and winning a fight, all at the same time. Fucking sates your inner hunter: thrusting that spear into a gaping wound until CONQUEST, slinking through the bedsheets at night to make a getaway, and later skulking through the bars and hangouts in search of more easy prey... Even faggy jewy NY Liberals go out to a retreat thrice a year to wear furs, be real men, and howl at the moon. They're doing it wrong - all they need to do is fuck a woman [who isn't their wife] - but they prove the need every man has to give in to his stark raving mad side, and be bad.
     
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    Go to Russia
    There are alot of them.
     
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    Oh No No No No
    That's bullshit, what i was describing was what you are describing now, someone who is sensible enough to understand the need to go out and have some variety, to have fun, and at the end of it all probably come back together again, having fucked many, and enjoyed it, and happy to retire to be with the one they really cared about through all that.

    My cock ain't as big as yours by about an inch, but during the wintertime i get a case of the chilly willies.
    also the fact i smoke makes my circulation become less efficient at delivering blood to among other things,
    THE WANG.

    Also calm down, i am not some puritan getting ready to pounce on you and hit you with a crucifix for not living the puritan way.
    How do i explain it.... uhh mmmm.... BITCHES AIN'T SHIT
    but someday i shall reunite with fair silverbell and stick it in her bum once more.
     
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    this was fantastic knowledge that was just imparted.

    a pearl necklace before swine, so to speak!
     
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    If you prod the offensive puddle known as the Flu enough, eventually he will impart words that makes everybody else look so bad they should just hang themselves in shame, with rope.
     
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    enjoy your fucking strobe lights, smackheads

    moved
     
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    @oddguy move this thread back, despite it's title it has nothing to do with smack.
     
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    stop bitching or ill move it to the garbage bin
     
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    reported.