This Is How Stupid I Can Get

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  1. Immortal_Cake

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    Fortunately, my nervous system is in top-notch shape, otherwise things would have been worse for me...

    I love playing with lighters, but there was this weird-looking lighter at a convenience store, yesterday, and I wasn't thinking correctly where the flame would come out, since it was concealed.; I pressed the button and the flame came out, on my hand. Luckily the pain registered as soon as I ignited the lighter, so the whole thing only lasted for a split second. I waved my hand around, like you would typically do whenever you touch/feel something very hot, and put the lighter back with the other lighters. There weren't any signs of a burn and it felt no more like a good sunburn and nobody noticed what just happened.
     
  2. I_Cant

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    when I was 6 I set fire to a couch in a similar manner.
     
  3. dexter1977

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    the most stupid thing i have ever done was look at this thread:negative:
     
  4. h00t

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    This is not the most stupid you can get, there is more stupid to be had from you, tell me more, stupid
     
  5. Semjaz

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    That's just mildly clumsy. I refute this thread. I want to hear of some actual bona fide stupidity.
     
  6. uberfukken

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    ive burned myself worse than that dropping a cigarette.
     
  7. dexter1977

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    ok this retarded pic you posted it looks like you are being shit from a sheeps ass . you dumb piece of shit lol
     
  8. Semjaz

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    Yeah, I no longer need to refute this thread. This is the stupidity I envisaged.
     
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    lol



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