This Board Is Called "Trolls" So I Figure That's Me!

Discussion in 'Trolls & Lulz' started by Onideus, Jul 15, 2013.

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  1. Onideus

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    Taking Down ED

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    I tried registering, it worked this time! :D

    Currently I am trolling 888Chan who have now banned me for EIGHT TIMES in the past 24 hours! They're presently making threats to ban the ENTIRE western seaboard just to try and prevent me from posting (apparently I'm reaaaally scary or something)... *shrugs*

    They're also desperately trying to accuse me of being a pedophile...because I called them a "no name 4Chan rip-off board". I guess that was like...really insulting to them...or something.

    They're also especially buttmad that I'm an admin on the site...although I'm not entirely sure why...I mean it's not like I really ban anyone other than spam artists and article blankers...and even with the later group I usually try and talk them out of it before I ever even consider banning them. But apparently if you've ever trolled adult babies or furries then you're somehow like..."tainted" or something and it's just an absolute travesty if you're made an admin...I guess. Either that or they just have a real big hardon for Butter Queen (Sherrod).
     
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    Everyone is boring

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    Onideus, do you have screecaps of your lulzy trolling? That would be greatly appreciated.
     
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  7. Onideus

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    Being friends with me is generally not a great idea...unless you just want to make a giant beaming target out of yourself.

    Apparenly I didn't just make them buttmad though, I made them RAGING buttmad...

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    ...I made another post right afterwards and laughed at their "impotent ban hammer"...at which point they went into "BALEET FUCKING EVERYTHING" mode and burned off every thread that even made mere mention of my name...of course, since I archived all of them, well, kind of a moot point, but you have to admire that effort!

    I'm thinking I should keep periodically making new threads asking if they've banned me yet, just to keep on endlessly ENRAGING them. LOL
     
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    Just like the Romans. An enemy for all time.
     
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    Oh shi-

    They're back again! :D

    And this time the LURKERS ARE SUPPORTING THEM IN THE E-MAILS!

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    This little dribbler is pretty amusing. He signed up on ED simply so he could obsess over little 'ol me. I mean he quite literally does *NOTHING* on the site except whine for my attention. He follows this same generic pattern of making up obvious overly reaching bullshit that he retards on out of his ass, with of course no tangible or coherent proof at all. I'm not sure if he thinks he's managing to convince these "nameless e-mail lurkers" or if he believes it's somehow going to bother me in some way, but he keeps trying again and again and again and again.

    This is pretty common with my frothing, obsessed haters though, basically nothing bothers me (at all), where as they can be bothered/upset in any number of ways. So they wind up being verbally damaged and as a result are inflicted with an insatiable desire to try and "get back" at me in some way. But as I'm not bothered by anything their attempts continuously fail and they wind up retarding back into pure wanton fantasy, each rendition becoming more fantastical and outlandish than the last, until it basically escalates to the point of just outright reaching idiocy.
     
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    yeah pretty sure no one cares.


    lol you got fired from wal mart.
     
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    lol your parents have you jacked up on so much Ritalin you don't even have the ability to care about shit you're yammering over.

    Seriously, I don't much care about whiny little emo fags who got fired from McDonalds because they were stickin their dick into the soft-serve...which is why you'll never see me making posts in a thread that *YOU* started. ;)
     
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    lol OH NO YOU GUYS THIS GUY ISNT GONNA POST IN MY THREADS. fuck man this ruins EVERYTHING. you PRICK. you know how much i had banking on you commenting in my threads? do you?



    now im gonna have to go back to living my life, you asshole. i hope you're happy,





    faggot.
     
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    So how many more posts of "not caring" does your dumbass think you're going to need to make before you wake the fuck up and realize you're all butt flustered and forking over your entire Friday evening to whining about me and my life. Have fun at McDonald's, Loser...oh, wait, that's right, you were fired, I forgot. LOL
     
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    until i get bored.


    LOL WUT. fired from mcdonalds? shhhiiieetttt, i didnt know i was doing so bad lol.


    as much as you love the idea of it, i regret to inform you im not the guy youve been "trolling".

    Save money. live better. wal-mart.
     
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    Guy? No, no, no, GROUP, not guy. The whole of 888Chan. Although it really doesn't matter if you're one of them or not, so long as you're an indignant frothy hater you can be poked at and used as a convenient canvas for my invective word art.
     
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    ooooh, a CHAN hates you.


    better watch out, theyre gonna GET YOU.


    be sure to keep using your invective word art on them, they wont be able to handle it for too much longer.


    i like how your balls swell up when internet losers are harassing you.


    did mommy not give you any attention?
     
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    But you are acting like a faggot.
     
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    You lame like a spastically hormonal seventh grader strung the fuck out on pixie stixs and Pepsi. I mean, honestly, GAY LAMES?! Hell I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and *SHIT* a better comeback than that!
     
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    I get all the attention I want and more from obsessive little losers like yourself. Hell, I'm so the fuck far up into your little headspace at this point that I could seriously start thinkin about sellin REAL ESTATE! :D
     
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    888chan is still a thing? Lets hope they make accounts to raid you. It has been a long time since our last big show.
     
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    Yeah, I tend to have that effect when trolling. It's like a freakin ASPLOSION of buttmad...everywhere...

    Causes huge spikes in traffic/viewership too. That's why on Gizmodo and Wired they let me post whatever I want, even if I blatantly violate their respective ToS 38 ways to last Sunday, simply because they make more money via the controversy. It's the "Howard Stern Effect".
     
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    Yeah, if only the cocks page was this massive, right?
     
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    When you started arguing that adopting the persona of a furry and an adult baby was a significant step on the path to "self actualization and transcendentalism," I laughed really hard. As of this moment, you might be the most unintentionally hilarious poster on this forum. For all the good and bad that implies.
     
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    he mad.
     
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    I know right?
     
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