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  1. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    She ships me with various other people (usually boys) and for some reason likes my EXTREMELY BLUE EYES AND BLONDE HAIR TO THE MAX. We both share an interest in Nazism and 80's Synthpop/Industrial Rock.

    WAT DO???!?!?1
     
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    Ask her wtf that rash on her forehead is. If she answers "acne" - avoid. If she answers "carpet burn" - gg.
     
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    Don't lie? Never said my cock wasn't spotty and £80 an hour sure isn't cheap. Whatever bro, she plays runescape and i'm guessing that's the other interest you share but didn't want to name. Instant-lose. Fucking logged in that crap for 20 minutes once and it tried to make me get my pixel man to chop down a tree.
     
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    I WASN'T IMPLYING THAT I WANT TO RAPE HER
     
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    Dunno then. Thought that was what facebook was for.
     
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    Slopefucker.
     
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    She hot, post moar pics.
     
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    Sekushi, can I just ask your age?
     
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    You lust for a girl 10 years older than you. Sic- Oh wait....uh...
     
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    Lol. Aren't you the one that asked me on IRC what weeds does to you and where you can buy it? Awesome.
     
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    introduce her to Negi
     
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    already done
     
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    Hot, pls send me pics.
    Totally.
     
  17. Reginald

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    Eh? So yeah? Hey i'm not trying to abuse you i just can't remember if it was you or that other lulz groupie emily. Smoked some yet?
     
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    this thread has proved 80% of EDF are pedos
     
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    No. I'm still thinking about it.
    Everyone on IRC has seen my 4 year old penis, therefore, everyone on IRC is a pedo.
     
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    Nobody has given me an answer yet (apart from that nigger Reginald).
     
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    What's to think? Weed, and smoking in general, is superior to all other drugs and won't cause you to explode like winehouse or whoever.
     
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    I'm still going to think about it.

    OP: Have sex with her.
     
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    Apparently anime is almost tolerable to watch when you're high.
     
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    I was enjoying talking to myself until you ruined it by responding. You use facebook. Get the fuck off my thread.
     
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    the only reason you don't use facebook is because you have no friends!
     
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    Nah, i had 112 friends until i deleted it when i realised that it was for nothing more than - showing how cool you are with your latest holiday snaps of you posing next to some orange skinned chick you didn't even get drunk enough to bone, generally being the sort of person at school that everyone with an above room temperature IQ hates, providing nothing but photographic evidence for not getting a job and, mainly, for finding runescape playing gooks you want to cyber.
     
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    this is now PERSONAL
     
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    You called me nigger. I hate niggers. That was personal.
     
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    i'm going to hunt you down and rape your eyesockets out. them, i will urinate on your half dead corpse and slice you up and sell your body parts to the greek navy