thinking about suicide......

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  1. Evilea

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    should i do it? i need help :(
     
  2. Die In A Fire

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  3. hkh

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    suicide is a solid choice...go for it bud
     
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    Be a cool guy like Jim Jones and force a bunch of other people to do it with you.
     
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    btw, thanking to whom?
     
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    How would you do it? Quick and painless? Messy as to make a statement like "Fuck you! You drove me to kill myself now you have to clean my brains off the wall!"? There are so many good ways to commit suicide, but you have to choose the right way for you. This is very important. You don't want to be remembered as the miserable asshole you are, you want to be remembered forever in the psyche of whoever found you dangling from the ceiling. You want them to cry whenever they tell the story, you want to be on the news, your death broadcast for the world to know. Set yourself on fire, suicide by cop, jump into a jet engine, drive a schoolbus full of nuns and orphans into the Grand Canyon. Remember, this isn't about you, this is about your legacy.
     
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    You'll just fuck it up like you do everything, loser.

    Seriously, make it stick.
     
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    Of all the places to ask something like that...

    Do you have a reason in particular?
     
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    Well, I think the only way to find out if it's the best decision is to try it out. Make sure you succeed, though. No one likes a botched suicide.
     
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    >posting about suicide on EDF
    >asking if you should do it
    How many spics does it take to be retarded? You.
    But in all honesty, do it, standing suicide you pussy.
     
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    Might as well make it artistic.
     
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    Even though, from a philosophical standpoing. I believe suicide is the wrong choice, I still often feel a strong desire to do it.

    I say: Go for it.
     
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    pics or deednt happen <3
     
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    No.
     
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    Go back 2 reddit u cocksuckin phag xp
     
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    Seems you are doing this all for attention but you could at least try jumping onto a chainsaw
     
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    @Evilea Why ask EDF2 for advice, of course!
     
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    i say you should take 50 benadryl tabs then drink a bottle of vodka

    go out in style
     
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    If you will do it, make sure to live stream it on Facebook in HD and full lighting so we all can get a good look.