Think of the goats!!!

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  1. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Fucking beaner horse trainers!! Trying to get the poor Lil bastard hooked on the hard stuff. Next thing you know, the goat's gonna be walking skid row, trading blowjobs for a fiver n doing tiujana burro shows to support it's 5 baggy a day habit.

    Fucking heartless.

    JUST SAY NAAOOO!
     
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    How can it be cruelty when it's free drugs
     
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    Does it even work the same way for goats though?
     
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    Uh I know animals can get drunk. The coke, idk since they don't possess higher processing centers. Prolly just make em ornery n irritable.

    I do know this, they routinely drug test race horses for coke, cuz they dope em b4 a race to make em more energetic n less timid on the track.
     
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    Sure it was a goat and not zaiger on all 4s? :p
     
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    Colombians found that coffee was a stimulant/safe to ingest by observing goats eating coffee beans and then getting (?)more(?) hyper? If that's such a thing.

    Don't know if they will turn tricks, but know they will eat anything, for a buck. LA Beast is concerned.
     
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    Oh if the LA Beast is on the case, than I know it will be solved. His enthusiastic beardy burly bearman ways are a source of strength and hope for many.

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    N actually they don't eat everything..
    They mostly taste it to see if its yummy. Most everything is.
     
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    I know of people who still use goats to strip land. It's illegal to clear cut land for use, but, BUT, if it is destroyed "naturally" then it can be built on. A herd of 10 goats will strip an acre bare down to rocks, and just trees in little less than a week. Briars, no problem. Poison ivy, (I've never heard of them or seen them doing it) but the land had it -- gone. Kudzu-- HOLY SHIT it's like the age old question what happens to something that will not die vs. something that will not stop eating it -- you guessed it goats win.

    Goats. They're serious business.
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    And they say beaners contribute to society.

    #BuildTheWall
     
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    Yeah goats are great for brush clearing. They rip thru poison ivy like nigger dick thru coal burner hymen.
     
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    I hope trump tweets about it.
     
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    Radha talking about beaners as if she's not a beaner herself.

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