Things You'd Like to do to S4

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Atomic_Joe, Sep 11, 2011.

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You have S4 tied to a chair in your cellar. What do you do?

  1. Cut fingers off

    27.6%
  2. Skullfuck with a spiked bat

    27.6%
  3. Wacky 3rd option

    37.9%
  4. Have multiple kids and start a fabulous new life in San Franciso

    13.8%
  5. Insert angry parasitic worms into the colon

    31.0%
  6. Love tenderly...in the butt

    13.8%
  7. ?????

    27.6%
  8. Bloody dismemberment with garden tools

    27.6%
  9. BIRTHDAY SEX!

    24.1%
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  1. Atomic_Joe

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    WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
     
  2. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    I just want to say that all the options that have been selected so far are (mostly) positive.

    EDF LOVES S4
     
  4. Lucky

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    Punch.
     
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    Just that?
     
  6. Lucky

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    Ya.
     
  7. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    So you don't outright hate me, I just annoy you?

    Good.
     
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    Let him fade into obscurity
    Further than he already is
     
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    i think i would put a yellow whiffle ball bat up his asshole...
    and then, make him play t-ball with it there.
    it would be for my amusement.
     
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    let him eat a delicious sandwich. Tip my cap and wish him a good day sir.
     
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    There is no option for "Force to co-op all Metal Slug games", so I guess I'll go with parasitic worms.
     
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    Because you only get the happy ending if you co-op



    PEACE FOREVER
     
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    That depends entirely on how fucked-up your definition of "positive" is. If you're into skullfucking and arse-raep, then I'll agree with your statement.
     
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    This was back when the only options that had been selected were "BIRTHDAY SEX"
     
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    CUT DOWN HIS INTERNET
     
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    :Rape: ====> [​IMG]
     
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    THEN A CHALLENGER APPEARS
     
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    Make him be co-op in cool arcade rail-gun shooters like Let's Go Jungle and Jurassic Park
     
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  30. Ramsey Bolton

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    < if you've read dance of dragons by jrr Martian let's just say s4 is going to be my little greyjoy ;)
    (btw if you haven't read what ramsey does it is worse than most things an average EDF user could think of)