Things you wil never ever do in your life.

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  1. Emily

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    I won't ever snort or inject drugs.
    I won't ever watch star wars again
    I will never eat pork or beef
    I will never have sex with guys
    I'll never watch gayporn
    I won't ever buy a blu ray.
    I won't ever buy a suit ot hat
    I'm never gonna own a scooter or car
    I am never going to own a cellphone
     
  2. Weezus Christ

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    im never gonna believe anything you just wrote
     
  3. Emily

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    Why wouldn't you.
     
  4. Weezus Christ

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    well for starters

    "I'm never gonna ride a scooter or car"

    drive i could possibly see... POSSIBLY

    but ride? you done goofed.
     
  5. Emily

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    I meant own a scooter or car.
     
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    i'm never gonna give you up
    never gonna let you down
    never gonna run around,and hurt you.

    never gonna make you cry
    never gonna say goodbye
    never gonna tell a lie,desert you.
     
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    Good work. :)
     
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    Im never going to hardcore dance at a show
    I'm never going to watch dragon ball Z again
    I'm never going to miss another time Bill Cosby comes on TV
    I'm never going to not lurk
    I'm never going to cry myself to sleep
    I'm never going to play fap roulette again
     
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    I'm never going to watch star trek.
     
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    ^This

    Oh god yes
     
  12. TheDude2894

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    I will...
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    I will never have children
    I will never do any drugs, or smoke.
     
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    I won't ever snort or inject drugs
    I will never have sex with guys
    I'll never watch gayporn
    I won't ever buy anything that's 3-D
    I'm never going to cry myself to sleep
    I'm never going to play Pokemon again
    Listen to today's type of music
    I'm never going to read this - http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/TL;DR
     
  15. Proooflz

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    I'll never forget to take the relevant packaging off my meals before putting them in the oven
    I'll never get food poisoning, again, hopefully.
     
  16. Lloyd

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    I will never NOT own a car again, if in any way possible. Fuck public transport.
    I will never go to Turkey again. Nice weather and beaches, abominable population.
    I will never let myself go completely. Indulgence is fun and all, but when you weigh 150kilos or your hands shake because you have not had your morning drink yet, not so cool.
    I will never give money to charities or beggars. Fuck you, I earned this money with the sweat of my brow selling bagels and watching over demented oldfags 8 nights a month.
    I will never do piss play. You have no idea how common this fetish is here in Germany, at least one chick in three is bound to say at some point "don't judge me for it, but I have this kinda weird turn-on... ", and it's a slippery slope from there on. Maybe it's because the majority of people here is so fucking repressed in everyday life they have to start kinky shit in the bedroom.
     
  17. TwoStar

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    Wait, the girls at Germany allow you to release bodily wastes upon their body? Why is this so bad? Is it the other way around, them releasing their bodily wastes onto your body?
     
  18. Weezus Christ

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    i have done better

    but im never gonna tell anyone.
     
  19. Lloyd

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    I don't like it either way. At best it's meh, at worst disgusting. And yeah, most girls view it as a mutual thing.

    If you've never done it, you might think it's hot, but trust me it's nowhere near as sexy as porn makes it look.
     
  20. TwoStar

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    No, I just think it would be cool to piss on women and they'd be cool with it,
     
  21. Harpoons

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    So basically this thread is just lying about things that you'll definitely do at some point in the future.
     
  22. Emily

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    I won't ever lie.
     
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    I wil never use drugs or alcohol, heavily, or become an addict of them.
    I wil never troll and be serious about it.
    I wil never gain more than 100 lbs over than what I need to be.
    I wil never have any homosexual relationships with a member of the same sex.
    I wil never go exceed 10 mph, under the speed limit, unless for a reasonable, obvious reason.
    I wil never commit suicide, if I still have something to live for.
    I wil never audition for any stupid television show, even if I am offered 1 million dollars an hour.
    I wil never mispell "will" for a title of a thread.
    I wil never unintentionally misspell.
     
  27. Patroclus Rex

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    Yeah, that's gay. I only have homosexual relationships with the opposite sex.
     
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    And I have hetero relations with the same sex. :awesome:
     
  29. Immortal_Cake

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    Something I would have added, but I didn't think anybody would get it.
     
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