Things you never hear a Jew say

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    1) "I'm sorry, you appear to have given me too much change"

    2) "No, that stupid skull cap doesn't make your nose look huge"

    3) "This is my friend, Abdullah Mustafa al-Islam"

    4) "I'll get the next round"
     
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    "I can handle this by myself, I don't need to run back and call reinforcements who happen to be of the same religion or ethnic background who have nothing to do with this argument. After this altercation I will move past this and won't drag your or my name all over the place calling attention to it. I am my own man/woman and can do dirty work by myself. Let's rumble/argue/fight."
     
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    I like this thread.
     
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    Thank you. PS: This all counts to the thread.
     
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    "How many times can you hit me with that baseball bat until I get knocked out?"
    (Hell, I've never heard anyone say that, not even a man not of jewish descent REDACTED)
     
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    me too. watching an lp of it is as close to having it as i've gotten. :c