Things you have tried to insert your penis into

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Zaichata, Jan 6, 2012.

  1. Zaichata

    Zaichata
    Expand Collapse
    Here for the "Intellectual Debates"

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2011
    Messages:
    810
    Occupation:
    Lazy college senior
    Oh come on guys, I know 'grandpa's anus' isn't the only answer.

    DO TELL
     
  2. Baya Rae 4900

    Baya Rae 4900
    Expand Collapse
    Lawlman

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    36,838
    Occupation:
    Nazi Chocolate (25.8069)
    Home Page:
  3. oddguy

    oddguy
    Expand Collapse
    The Prime Memeister

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2011
    Messages:
    26,816
    Occupation:
    rare deepwater jew
    Home Page:
    nothing really... i am not vary creative with my fapping...
     
  4. Baya Rae 4900

    Baya Rae 4900
    Expand Collapse
    Lawlman

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    36,838
    Occupation:
    Nazi Chocolate (25.8069)
    Home Page:
    What about those cup hats Jews wear?
     
  5. oddguy

    oddguy
    Expand Collapse
    The Prime Memeister

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2011
    Messages:
    26,816
    Occupation:
    rare deepwater jew
    Home Page:
    i don't wear it.
    But i have tried tying the "tfilin" around my dick.
     
  6. Weezus Christ

    Weezus Christ
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Savior

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    8,884
    Occupation:
    breakfast mummy
    Home Page:
    tried or succeeded?

    i dont think ive ever TRIED and failed...
     
  7. oddguy

    oddguy
    Expand Collapse
    The Prime Memeister

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2011
    Messages:
    26,816
    Occupation:
    rare deepwater jew
    Home Page:
    is it that small ?
     
  8. oddguy

    oddguy
    Expand Collapse
    The Prime Memeister

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2011
    Messages:
    26,816
    Occupation:
    rare deepwater jew
    Home Page:
    WAIT WAIT !
    I FORGOT !

    :rimshot:
     
  9. Dr. Rice

    Dr. Rice
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2011
    Messages:
    8,979
    Occupation:
    Small Business Wizard
    Home Page:
    Mouths, vaginas, buttholes, gorifices, you know typical sexual practices.
     
  10. Fatal Orgasm

    Fatal Orgasm
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2011
    Messages:
    112
    Many things, most of them died, so their irrelevant
     
  11. Fumo161

    Fumo161
    Expand Collapse
    Faggot

    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2011
    Messages:
    1,807
  12. Fatal Orgasm

    Fatal Orgasm
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2011
    Messages:
    112
  13. Weezus Christ

    Weezus Christ
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Savior

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    8,884
    Occupation:
    breakfast mummy
    Home Page:
    fumo stuck a pony in his vagina
     
  14. CallMeMaggot

    CallMeMaggot
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    14,477
    Home Page:
    and mouth

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Fatal Orgasm

    Fatal Orgasm
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2011
    Messages:
    112
    Oh Fumo, you and your pony fetish
     
  16. CallMeMaggot

    CallMeMaggot
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    14,477
    Home Page:
    Dude, it's insatiable
     
  17. Fatal Orgasm

    Fatal Orgasm
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2011
    Messages:
    112
    i know it is:(
     
  18. Zaichata

    Zaichata
    Expand Collapse
    Here for the "Intellectual Debates"

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2011
    Messages:
    810
    Occupation:
    Lazy college senior
    17 posts and still no "home made flesh light"

    disappointing
     
  19. Tai Le Ree

    Tai Le Ree
    Expand Collapse
    Tails Recolor

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    349
    Home Page:
    When I was 14 I tried in an 8 y/o's anus
    Since we were both under age It was legalish.
    But it didn't fit, my penis was too big.
     
  20. Solution

    Solution
    Expand Collapse
    Everyone is boring

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2011
    Messages:
    9,227
    Home Page:
    You creepy, creepy, furry freak show!
    Did you lube and finger gauge first?
     
  21. irapeasiangirls

    irapeasiangirls
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2011
    Messages:
    471
    A few of my cousins. Only one enjoyed it and the rest I had to threaten to keep quiet.
     
  22. Baya Rae 4900

    Baya Rae 4900
    Expand Collapse
    Lawlman

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    36,838
    Occupation:
    Nazi Chocolate (25.8069)
    Home Page:
    I'm intrigued. More details, please.
     
  23. irapeasiangirls

    irapeasiangirls
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Jul 19, 2011
    Messages:
    471
    The one that actually let me fuck her was crying about her bf breaking up with her in my room. She was sitting on the floor leaning against the bed. First I put my head on her right shoulder and then a minute or two later I started to massage her left shoulder with my right hand. I slowly worked my other hand down to her chest and it went from there.

    Since my other two cousins agreed to remain silent on what I tried to do to them i'm going to to do the same. I'm a nice guy after all!
     
  24. Tai Le Ree

    Tai Le Ree
    Expand Collapse
    Tails Recolor

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    349
    Home Page:
    I was 14, I didn't know what lube was.

    When I was molested the guy never used lube also, he just shoved it in. I thought I could do the same.
     
  25. Baya Rae 4900

    Baya Rae 4900
    Expand Collapse
    Lawlman

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    36,838
    Occupation:
    Nazi Chocolate (25.8069)
    Home Page:
    Ah, I see.
     
  26. $$Trooper

    $$Trooper
    Expand Collapse
    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2011
    Messages:
    10,697
    Occupation:
    Dank Memes professor of Dank Community College.
    Home Page:
    Vaginas though i once tried to analize a chick.
    never again.
     
  27. Dildo Baggins

    Dildo Baggins
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    986
    Occupation:
    Penis Inspector
    other mens assholes and mouths. Stuck my dick in a banana peel and fapped with it.
     
  28. Seku

    Seku
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    3,883
    Occupation:
    bad bich
    Home Page:
    ur mom
     
  29. Erotic Boners

    Erotic Boners
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Oct 7, 2011
    Messages:
    688
    Occupation:
    Loser
    Men, heated plastic bags of lotion and that's it.
     
  30. Helix

    Helix
    Expand Collapse
    resident stoner

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2011
    Messages:
    2,746
    Occupation:
    College, mang
    Home Page:
    this
    [​IMG]