Things you definitley didn't know about Spiderman

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  1. Rock

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    His parents are deeeeeeeeeeeeead.
    He didn't stop a robber, who got away and in a amazing twist killed his uncle
    but not before his uncle imparted the following (dated) wisdom
    "With great power comes great responsibility"
    Is terrible with girls except when *
    he's not diving beating them (all beautiful) off with a stick. And that one time when he killed Gwen
    Shit job, smart enough to develop extremely strong adhesive, not smart enough to get a job in science.
    life sucks for him
    omg life suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks for him
    omg life suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks for him x3

    Well I hope you found this informative and enjoyed it. Because you're going to be hearing it again
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    EXCEPT when he dies and a half spic, half nigger steals his ENTIRE shtick
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    spiderman was always a nigger to me. white people cant jump.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....