Things that white people say.

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    No no,Not like that sublime... more subtle.
    And condescending.
     
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    Aw fuck, I give up. Though, you're pretty knowledgeable about white people for living in Israel, oddguy.
     
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    That was better!

    Carcker.
     
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    I will sue the heck out of this thread, I mean, like really, come on man.
    THIS THREAD IS FULL OF RACISTS...
    Unless you guys are brown...
    well then could you people please just keep it down...
    niggers...
    What!? Oh I said I love hip-hop, chicken and jail.
    Okie-dokie peace out my nig...hommies!
    *Lock door, call police*
    NIGGERS!!
    *:gaben:*
     
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    *Around their liberal friends and black quintessences* "I think the word "nigger" is ok as long as black people say it to each other, we have no idea what their race went through"
    *Around people they can be themselves with* "Everytime black people complain, I think "HEY YOU CALL EACH OTHER NIGGER WHY CAINT I DATS REVERSE DISCRIMINATION:derp: "
     
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    "If white people cease to exist, who will help minorities?"
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    Birds=/=White people.
     
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    Backside melts into a sofa
    My world, my TV, and my food
    Besides listening to my belly gurgle
    Ain't much else to do
    Yeah, I sweat a lot
    Pants fall down every time I bend over
    And my feet itch
    Yeah-I married a scarecrow
    I hate you
    Talking to myself
    Everibody's starin' at me
    I'm only bleedin'
    Someone taps me on the shoulder every 5 minutes
    Nobody speaks English anymore
    Would anybody tell me I was gettin' stupider?
    I hate you
    Talking to myself
    You don't feel it after awhile
    You take the beating
    I'm a swingin' guy
    Throw a belt over the shower curtain rod
    And swing - - -
    Toss me inside a Hefty
    And put me in the ground
    A drink needs me
    I don't
    I ain't about to guzzle no tears
    So kiss my ass
    Newscasters, coakroaches, and desserts
    I hate you
    Talkin' to myself
    Everibody's starin' at me
    I'm only bleedin'
    Where are the kids?
    Maybepregnantorondrugs
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    I think it's time I had a talk with my kids
    I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me
    YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT NOTHIN'"

     
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    This turned out to be a surprisingly quality thread...
    (That is not something white people say... it's something I say.)
     
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    This is inaccurate, blacks tend to be very selfish in bed. White men are clearly superior lovers.
     
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