Things EDF1 Taught You

Discussion in 'Encyclopedia Dramatica Collaboration' started by molb*, Jul 18, 2011.

  1. molb*

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    Junkie semen tastes awful
    Never shoot up meth while standing
    Omnivore meat tends to be rather tough, so the only humans really worth eating are infants
    Too much cocaine will cause a man to have blood in his ejaculate
    The white flour in doughnuts acts as a mild opiate
    Eiffel Towering a bitch can alternatively be called a "pig roast"

    c'mon ol'fags what've you got?
     
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    It gave me superpowers.
     
  3. Beefcake

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    Don't ban dan in #forum.
     
  4. Patroclus Rex

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  5. Seku

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    I learned that forums suck ass.
    I remember seeing that years ago.
     
  6. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    I was never on it
     
  7. Seku

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    Lucky.
     
  8. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    What about him?
     
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    Girlvinyl

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    circle jerking faggotry
    you can post the dumbest shit ever and people will like you if you are a ALERT LESBIAN ALERT
    hatred for all gotis
    Kale's a fucking douchebag
    Erik's a fucking faggot douchebag
    insecure mods who kept banning people to let EVERYBODY KNOW that they are a fucking mod

    oh no, I'm not bitter
     
  11. Beefcake

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    Does the 5150 in your nickname refer to the Peavey 5150?
     
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    ^It's mostly from this but that amp was the first tube amp I could afford. I'm not a big Van Halen fan but I like the color scheme he uses for his trademark 5150 line. [​IMG]
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    whats wrong with lesbians?
     
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    don't be female
     
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    I learnt so many things. None of which I can remember.
     
  16. CocaineInMyBrain

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    My sentiments exactly.
     
  17. Rock

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    Girlvinyl

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    "pretty girls always get what they want" ring any bells?
     
  18. CocaineInMyBrain

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    one would think that would be obvious...
     
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    2017 Faggot Of The Year

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    I learned that D-malice is fat.
     
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    I learned that soccer, indeed, rulz

    and that dan has doodoo on his soul
     
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    I learned that everyone is Chad Syphrett's sock.
     
  22. Nuclear war

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    I learned that Doakes must die
     
  23. Patroclus Rex

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    Let's kill Doakes.
     
  24. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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    let's
     
  25. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    let's not
     
  26. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    I agree. Death to Doakes!
     
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    Doakes is a smartass who enjoys shitty movies.
     
  28. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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    why not?
     
  29. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    Because we should kill you first.
     
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    It's not just about football

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    No. Just, no. Doakes needs to die and that is that.