thieves break into pedophiles home, steal his kiddy porn

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  1. Bob

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    :foreveralone: ah man, they stole my kiddy porn!
    :trollface: u mad pedo?
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    What happened to the thieving hoodlums?
     
  3. Bob

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    They haven't been arrested or charged with anything because they're ``the lesser of two evils''.
     
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    And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!
     
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    Anyone else think the real story is the fact teenagers found porn and didn't fap?
     
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    Next time I know. Bring CP if I plan to loot someone's residence. If they catch me, just plant the CP and frame the homeowner as a pedophile.

    Great.
     
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    Could have been disgusting 9 year olds.
     
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    thats ultimate pwnage.

    guy comes home, finds his place busted into, and all his kiddy porn gone.

    obviously hes going to rage at the lack of fap material, the sick fuck. but NOW, hes gonna get arrested and the kids who robbed him arent even getting in trouble. :trollface:
     
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    Anyone who burns CP onto a CD is not only a sick fuck but is fucking stupid as well. It is one thing to have CP on your hard drive, but then manufacturing physical media out of it is going to get him another charge.
     
  10. Bob

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    you know i bet they made backups
     
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    If they're still burning music to CDs, there's a snowball's chance that they're smart enough to make "backups."
     
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    At the same time, most pedos I hear about getting busted do so by taking their computer to get fixed and the IT guy finding it on the HD. In a sense it makes sense to burn it and delete it.
     
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    How is breaking into people's homes and stealing their shit more evil than having questionable fap material? Unless there's more information that hasn't been provided. Because somebody won't source their article.
     
  14. Bob

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    A smart pedo would save it all on a few big SD cards and scatter them across his property, maybe like taped underneath random floorboards or stuck a few feet up a heat register or inside of a book on a big bookshelf so that it'd be literally impossible to find them
     
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    A smart pedo would have used truecrypt, and hopefully (if he's in the US) his fifth amendment rights.
     
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    As soon as it's on your hard-drive the police can find it no matter how many times you delete it. It's takes several formats to successfully delete something from your hard-drive completely. Even then fragments remain.
     
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    I think he was referring that the two teenagers were the lesser evil because they were not the ones in possession of Shitloads of Child Pornography. why the fuck is this in Italics
     
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    I'd rather live in a neighbourhood with a secret paedophile (who, as far as I know, hasn't acted on his fetish) than a family with kids that break into people's homes.
     
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    I understand your logic now. I guess millions of little dots of light on a computer screen are better that having a bunch of thieves.
     
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    old news.
     
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    THEY DON'T PAINT PICTURES, THEY JUST TRACE ME

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    So wait...... the article implies that the kids broke into his house for the sole purpose of stealing blank CD's. Who does that? Srsly.

    It would have also been funny if the kids got stopped on their way home.

    "What's on those disks sonny?"

    "Oh nothing"

    "Mind if I take a look?"

    "Here you go..."
     
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    What probably happened is they found a way into the barn and they came back later to see if they could find anything, bring back any spoils of war. "Check out these CDs, man. I stole these." "wicked!!" And CDs are a lot less suspicious than, say, a big TV or new computer.
     
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    If this were a B-rated action movie those kids would have probably been deputized into the police force.
     
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    Na, Ccleaner take care of that easily
     
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    Oh joy, here goes rule of law down the drain.
     
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    Police just released a pic of one of the perps:

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    they can just format hard drive and reinstall OS or delete system 32 (or "System" folder if they are macfags)
     
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    You can still recover content if you quick format or delete system32...
     
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    or they can just use a live CD to burn their sick fuck shit
     
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    Does no one understand what true crypt hidden volumes are?