Thief 4

Discussion in 'Video Games & Weeaboo Shit' started by Cobalt, Oct 14, 2013.

  1. Cobalt

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    Now I have a confession to make. I as well as the shitlord known as Razorfist actually loves the Thief series. And now they seem to have made it worse than one of his shitty videos.
    From the lowest place of the internet, Reddit, here are some of the features in the next upcoming edition.
    http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1ocekz/thief_gets_shot_trying_to_rob_a_motorcycle/ccqrg87

    • Emo, Dark Like My Soul Garrett
    This sounds fucking EMO.
    • Generic revolution AKA Occupy Taffer Street nonsense
    This sounds fucking stupid
    • Actual cursewords and "cinemax level sex scenes"
    Trying to be edgy? Fuck me.
    • No jumping mechanic
    What the fucking fuck? Why. This is one of the dumbest things I have fucking had the displeasure to fucking read.
    • Press R1 to perform automatic 3rd person takedown cutscene
    Yey, QTE. Kill me.
    • 40XP HEADSHOTS
    Head shots? It is fucking Thief, you moronic fucking cunts. The point of the game is not to kill anything, and doing so won't punish you.
    • Focus ability allows wallhacks, takes away player creativity, levels most likely designed around that usage
    :(
    • no Stephen Russell
    :( :(
    • "We wanted Garrett to be doing more action moves"
    FUUUUUUCK YOOOOUUUU
    • annoying black fog on the border of screen
    Why?
    • so many third person climbing/parkour sequences
    Thief is a first person game you cunts
    • linear QTE riddled scripted explosiony escape sequences (according to devs, for every level)
    I HATE QTEs
    • No Hammerites, Mechanists, Pagans, Keepers
    Yeah, fuck the lore.
    • even though it's a reboot, it takes place after the original trilogy, and somehow Garrett is a whole different character
    Brilliant.

    Another series ruined. And I already preordered this crap.
     
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    I never knew they actually ruined the fucking thief series, also cobalt the reason why daniel was butthurt about thief 4 was because of the voice acting, your reasons however are more understandable.
     
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    If this takes place after Garrett's original story, then they should've continued with that little girl's story - the one that Garrett took in to train in the final cutscene of Deadly Shadows. Old protagonists shouldn't be recycled when a new one was being set up.

    lol, actual curse words. This isn't going to feel like thief at all.
     
  4. Cobalt

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    I don't know what constitutes actual curse words, and how widespread they'll be used. If it is your standard action-adventure game, then it will make me look a school girl in comparison. If it is just "damn" and alike, then no problems.
     
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    That's why I don't bother anymore with videogame, movie or whatever media series.
    You can never trust the faggots responsible for it and some day they will inevitably fuck it up so bad you want to vomit. Or you lower your standards more and more and more and more until your brain melts.
     
  6. Cobalt

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    To quote Spoony:
     
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    If they say fuck instead of taff, it's an actual curse word. The beauty of thief was that all curse words uttered by common npcs and guards were replaced by taff, and the npc was still foul-mouthed due to intention of use of the word taff and all its variants.
     
  8. Cobalt

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    Yeah, and you can convey just as much with a fake curseword as with a "correct" one.
     
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    Rope arrows please ?
     
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    Yes, in a quick-time event.
     
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    Lol by the looks of things yeah. Oh well you take what you can get I guess its not as if were going to pay for this thing
     
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    The Metal Age remains the best installment.
     
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    I hope thief 4 will not disappoint :(
    I like the thief series
     
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    k, what I've been seeing in the lore of this reboot is that all the events from the past games did happen, the game does indeed take place in the same city how many hundred years in the future, and that Garrett is basically Link.

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    I guess you guiz were right, this game is shit :hammer:

    another good series going to ruin