Now I have a confession to make. I as well as the shitlord known as Razorfist actually loves the Thief series. And now they seem to have made it worse than one of his shitty videos. From the lowest place of the internet, Reddit, here are some of the features in the next upcoming edition. http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1ocekz/thief_gets_shot_trying_to_rob_a_motorcycle/ccqrg87 Emo, Dark Like My Soul Garrett This sounds fucking EMO. Generic revolution AKA Occupy Taffer Street nonsense This sounds fucking stupid Actual cursewords and "cinemax level sex scenes" Trying to be edgy? Fuck me. No jumping mechanic What the fucking fuck? Why. This is one of the dumbest things I have fucking had the displeasure to fucking read. Press R1 to perform automatic 3rd person takedown cutscene Yey, QTE. Kill me. 40XP HEADSHOTS Head shots? It is fucking Thief, you moronic fucking cunts. The point of the game is not to kill anything, and doing so won't punish you. Focus ability allows wallhacks, takes away player creativity, levels most likely designed around that usage no Stephen Russell "We wanted Garrett to be doing more action moves" FUUUUUUCK YOOOOUUUU annoying black fog on the border of screen Why? so many third person climbing/parkour sequences Thief is a first person game you cunts linear QTE riddled scripted explosiony escape sequences (according to devs, for every level) I HATE QTEs No Hammerites, Mechanists, Pagans, Keepers Yeah, fuck the lore. even though it's a reboot, it takes place after the original trilogy, and somehow Garrett is a whole different character Brilliant. Another series ruined. And I already preordered this crap.