They're going to marry your boyfriends....

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  1. Slavoj Jizzek

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    OH Fucking NO!

    These women
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    Are going to marry
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    Straight girls' boyfriends
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    How the fuck will hetero men ever resist? (all of the women in the video were actresses except for the one in the violet shirt who is in fact attracted to snatch and is in fact a lesbian a trap.)

    Besides, it's well known that, unlike gays, lesbians are super feminine. All of the emotional clinginess and whining of women plus all of the man-stench and lack of hygiene. Dating a lesbian is not in fact dating a man with a vagina a woman with the mind of a man. It's more like dating a depressing cess-pool o fermenting yeast covered in a three foot bush that bitches nonstop about stupid shit and acts tough until it gets its teeth knocked in by another dyke.

    As for the gay counterpart, have fun with that. The one thing women look for in a mate is somebody that doesn't scream louder than them when they see a spider. The fact that your ass looks like polished bronze in Ralph Lauren jeans and you can make a perfect soufflé means exactly fuck-all to a woman if you can't kill bugs.
     
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    and here i thought you were accepting of everyone...
     
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    Alex Jones predicted this a long time ago and we didn't listen to him
     
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    Much as I think he is a crazy fucking cunt, his social theories aren't totally nuts. The KGB has tried their hand at American culture. If you look at the Russian novelists like Bulgakov, they are completely different from American novelists. People like David Foster Wallace and Hunter S. Thompson believed the way to control the populace was through the government.

    Bulgakov, Dostoevsky, Tolstoy, and Solzhenitsyn all understood that government was controlled by culture. Promotion of ridiculous concepts like "gay marriage" and "income equality" destroyed logic in this country. Our prosperity invited us to partake in a capitalized version of hedonism. A gay sexualism anchored by this idea of marriage. It's like the idea of using heroin with a promise of safety. Heroin isn't for safety. Homosexual relationships aren't for stability. It is for enjoyment. The idea counter to this is a bogus new invention by the feminist-socialist paradigm to undermine the idea of Western Family where a father and a mother safeguard children as they grow teaching them how we behave and how people survive.
     
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    1. Find a man
    2. Stare at his cute butthole
    3. Buy another drink and try to muster up courage
    4. Approach him
    5. Tell him he has a cute butthole
    6. Get slapped
    7. Repeat
    8. Get slapped again
    9. Repeat
    10. Get slapped again
    11. Repeat
    12. The man says "whatever"
    13. He puts rohypnol in your drink
    14. You wake up with a sore anus
    15. Score. You got laid.
     
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    EDIT: omg that kawaii butthole i cold stare at it all day long ~desu

    EDIT #2: w8 how am i scoping his butthole in the fist place this was not very good post grade F quality
     
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    1. Purchase a shotgun.
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      profit.

    5. PROFIT!
     
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    Take the fat dykes out of here, no one wants them.
     
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