They really are like Animals!!

Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by ExplosiveDiareah, Jun 1, 2012.

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  1. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Because they seem to keep dying on the road!
    Furp or whatever it is, was a deer kill
    Gizz Gizz <3 ALL OVER THE FREEWAY
    And it all started it seems with that CSI episode, in which a Raccoon becomes roadkill!

    We can pray and pray that Furries start getting bagged in the woods by redneck hunters while in fursuit.
     
  2. TittyTouchingTiger

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    What the hell is a Gizz Gizz and a Furp? Have you been smoking crack or something?
     
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    pretty sure furp is a scale-fag dragon who got into a 'terrible' accident
     
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    They are both an heroes who became one with the concrete just like Vex and Loki. Vex was getting roadhead by Loki and they hit a guy in a rollback truck. Furfags could have killed that guy. Glad they went instead of him.
     
  5. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Furp is a deer who got cleaned up on the road.
    he was bald.
    came back from iraq or some shit.
    If only more military furries got wiped out in the line of duty or at home.
    cannot get any more funnier that the universe hates furries by having a furry die as soon as he got home from iraq.

    GizzGizz is a dog mongler, he tried to commit suicide climbing mountains but his parents stopped him because he left a suicide note, so instead he took to driving his car right into a truck going the opposite direction, fortunately the driver of the truck was not hurt, but Gizz Gizz got splattered all over the freeway and the bad news is, it ruined a perfectly good truck.
     
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    Duh. Dead faggots. Who cares?
     
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    Becuz.... lulz..
     
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    Some people are way funnier dead.
     
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    Especially when their rotting carcass is eaten by Bottom Feeders.

    Lampflower is not finding the subject of dead furfags funny because Lampflower knew them, and was their friend.

    in my opinion furry mortality rate is still not high enough.
     
  11. ExplosiveDiareah

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    The problem being that furfags rarely ever leave the house, they live off welfare for assburgers and are on the internet all the time, they rarely ever leave the house.

    the chances of dying from a heart attack are while still high considering their lifestyle and diet, are still unlikely to die any time soon from something violent sudden and awesome.
    Those who have to work or go outside and socialize tend to have no chances of being a furry, they have to let the furfaggotry drop away to have a normal life and do well in work and education.

    Some furfags join the military, like furp and porter who end up claiming to hate furfags and at the same time having the duality of wanting to be furfags themselves and even indulging in carnal furry porn despite their publicly proclaimed abbhorrence towards yiff.
     
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    Any furry that dies cheating by sucking the dick of someone else is funny.

    Very, very funny.

    Also the fursuit head laying beside the battered car was awesome, too.
     
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    Let's not forget they ask beg for money from other furfags.
     
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    No, you piece of shit. Death -in general- is not funny.
    But this isn't about laughing. It's just who the fuck cares anyway. Get a life or hang yourself or something.
     
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    @LampFlower do you take some kind of pleasure in befriending furries? you should share your experiences with us, your new family.
     
  16. LampFlower

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    wat
     
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    Athus Nadorian also became one with the asphalt sometime last year. This is a pretty neat correlation you found here.
     
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    We find you out, no sane person would defend dead furries, you enjoy the yiff.
     
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    Er. Hello~ I ain't the one bringing their names up. Heck, I don't even know furfag names.
     
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    You must know their fursonas' names after you done fucking them.
     
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    wats a fursonas name
     
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    Embrace your inner furry and you'll know.
     
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    Heh. You make me laugh. Stop projecting your furfaggotry onto me.
     
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    Your life is already ruined by yiff, might as well come out now, before they arrive.
     
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    who arrive where
    start making sense pliz
     
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    Vegetables are the core of the universe.
     
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    i disagree

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  28. ExplosiveDiareah

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    @LampFlower
    SHUT UP YOU STUPID FLOWER!!!!

    @Heskett
    Do yokels mistake squished furfags still in fursuit on the road for roadkill?
    because we know that some rural folk will eat roadkill if it's fresh.
    just follow the trail of dead hill billies with Aids.
    and you shall find the bones of some furfag that ended up at a redneck cook out.
     
  29. LampFlower

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    or else?
     
  30. ExplosiveDiareah

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    YOU WILL DIE