These two EDFers were lost in action.

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Fumo161, Dec 28, 2011.

  1. Fumo161

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    @scumhook and @ChristianWarrior94

    If you find any information regarding this individuals, please report them ITT.

    Who can forget these amazing contributors to our beloved forums?
     
  2. Baya Rae 4900

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    Yet another internet celebrity is lost to the scourge known as having a life.
     
  3. scumhook

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    Those two cunts could disappear, and nothing of value would be lost.

    I could make up some story about being on holidays, drinking and gambling; but the truth is I've been kidnapped by CW, who's introduced me to his dark side.
     
  4. Flu

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    Speaking as an emissary of CW94, I can report with a glowing heart that our loved little man, ChristianWarrior94, was raptured to heaven on a beam of God's infinite and AWESOME holy hallelujah, to take his place, for the moment, on the very special guest seat beside the Lord at the Table of the Sublime, directly across from Jesus.

    And CW94 told me - "Tell them not to have far - except for the fag, the furry, the liberals - they should quake; but tell all else not to fear; for I am the whitest swan upon God's gossamer pool - you have but to extend a hand and feed me (the sacred cracker / skin of the Savior) ... and I'll be there."

    He is always near. Just last night, as I was lost, indulging in the sin of the skin, fapping madly to questionably aged porn, I was about to climax, giving in to the sick, sad desire for evil in my heart - when ChristianWarrior94, blessed is the Good Boy, extended his ethereal hand and placed it on the tip of my dick...
    "Woe! Those girls are below the legal age by several years - do not yield to sin of the skin."

    He put his outstretched hand over my dick and blocked the cum from jetting out, saving my soul by revoking the final commitment to carnal evil. Should that seed have spilled, it might as well been white ink across the Devil's tissue contract. My soul might have been lost to a host of demonic JB.

    So, CW94 isn't lost - he is right here... in our hearts, blocking our cocks in the name of the Lord.

    AHHHH MAN!!!!
     
  5. TheBrickBalls

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    CW94 discovered the immense homosexual locked inside himself(just as there is a latent homosexual in all of us) and made the choice to release that homosexual and engage in a flurry of wonderful gay sex. His anus is hanging off the end of my dick as you read this.

    As for scumhook, he's right up there.

    Also, :frog:.
     
  6. Weezus Christ

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    that was beautiful.
     
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