Not enough people are starving to death in the world. Self-righteous celebrities and college students can't get their groove on any more. We need some checked capitalism to solve this lack of food crises. The world would be better off if we all lived in hunter-gatherer societies. Well, everyone except those who preach such things, of course. They need to conserve their luxuries so they can reduce their stress so it's easier for them to think for others. Furthermore, there's way too many clothes. We all need to dress and act the same in order to celebrate diversity. God damn, why can't you plebs understand this simple fucking concept? All diversity should be celebrated, unless it's diversity of opinion... which means no diversity should be celebrated. We need to kill off those who think differently from us, especially those who thump a book which is different than the book with thump. There is no such thing as God which is why all religions not belonging to our host culture are awesome. Remember, you shouldn't be given a choice in any matter, no matter how trivial or important. Unless it has to do with abortion, which should be supported in order to kill off the poor people we care about. The choice of abortion should be enshrined unless the person making the is a guy, in which case they can kindly fuck off. Keep in mind that all fifty genders are equal, but some are more equal than others. The value of equality which we judge genders by is dictated by the hipster scale: The more obscure the gender is, the more equal it is... or less... nobody can remember how the value of equality is supposed to work. Always keep in mind that all resistance to those who resist us is righteous and all resistance to those who resist those who resist us is unrighteous. We need more taxes because some bureaucrats are barely able to afford their second yacht. We need to confiscate all guns so it's easier to enforce unpopular laws. If anyone complains we'll just say they're primitive because tyranny is the new fad.