There's no article on Trish Paytas, the biggest bimbo alive?

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    She's this college dropout hardcore Catholic 190 lb former stripper desperately seeking attention on the internet... I'm a hardcore liberal.... She's constantly contradicting herself, like she hates feminists yet she's overtly sexual/histrionic and dependent on her father for financial support. She's against birth control in Obamacare but her dad helps pay her healthcare costs. (Hey, people get sick everywhere but not everybody has daddy to help them foot the bill you fat retard!)


    reading her fucking diary to the internet. :( She talks about her "health problems" and meds as a result of "poor choices" being a stripper:( Oh noes, did she contract herpes or teh AIDS???? Good thing daddy's there to save the day!! Too bad for the people who work at Wal-mart and contracted some disease from infected needles changing a garbage can at work, GO DIE!


    asking the internets if she's ugly :(


    She's tired of being fat, cries about it for 15 minutes :( TRY GOING FOR A JOG.


    She has no friends because she's a vapid dipshit :(


    What... the... fuck. Someone make a gif from this!!!
     
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    Best Video... Fatty giving weight loss tips after shitting out 10 lbs at Red Lobster.
     
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    I thought Strippers were meant to be physically attractive?
    If she dyed her hair black she would look a lot like Snooki.
     
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    Why can't fat people give out weight loss tips? lrn 2 liberal.
     
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    Why don't you write one?
     
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    I guess you never indulged yourself on the toothless wonders of Radcliff Kentucky's finest Gentleman's clubs. Being gummed is an experience you will nevar forget.
     
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    I am not okay with this "Plus-Size Models" movement. I don't like plus-sized women. I never will. It's not sexy. Plus-sized, rubenesque, fluffy, whatever. There's only one way to say what it really is: "FAT". Do not want.
     
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    5'4", 135 lbs is NOT plus-sized, she just has giant tits and could model the Layne Bryant bras.
     
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    That's weight is not accurate, I know a gal 5'1 and 130lbs and she is not look like that fucking tubby. She has to be at 150 lbs at least.
     
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    Yeah, I just googled more pics of her. She's at least 150, maybe a little more.

    Weight is a weird thing, it depends on how much is fat, how much is muscle, bone density, etc. You can meet two people who weigh the same, but their body types are way different.
     
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    That is true but I would eat my hat if she weighed 135-140 lbs
     
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    Indeed.
     
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    Oops, missed this part of the OP.

    That's...not really a contradiction. She's under the care of a man, and uses her boobs for the attention of men. Feminism = normal sexuality with no shame/complex about it. Overt sexuality =/= feminism.

    Would have to know if she's on birth control herself to know if this is a contradiction.


    Agree with the rest. She's quite the vapid whorebag.
     
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    Why did you say she was 135lbs ? was that on her model Bio?
     
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    Yep, from her ModelMayhem page.


    http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/1021856/viewall


    Even at her thinnest, I doubt it.
     
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    Then why are you with k-hate and why is your ex so fat?
     
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    Khate doesn't look "plus-sized."
     
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    you haven't seen a recent photo.
     
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    Do you have one? :D
     
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    It's become difficult to photgraph her, I've been in contact with some people at Nikon, we're developing a new wide-angle lense that we think might be able to capture her in frame.
     
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    @Atomic_Joe @k-hate I need you two to confirm or deny Perpa's hilarious accusations.
     
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    Bwahhahahahahahahha I'm 5'11" and well within the healthy weight range for my height
     
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    My ex is massive because she gave up. Check the thread I posted.

    Also, you are retarded.
     
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    And the rage to cover up the truth starts pouring in. Also k-hate "healthy" weight is just another euphamism that fat feminists thought up.
     
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    Besides, you have no room to talk about anyone PerpA...

    Or is it PlumpA?

    [​IMG]

    Decisions, decisions.
     
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    Even though that man is not me, and I know your'e angry because you're posting it, that guy doesn't look at all fat. Unlike the women you favor you chubby chaser you.