There's an organ shortage.

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    So I've been hearing on the radio about how there's an organ shortage in Australia. Not exactly new news. Or local, for that matter. The reason? Well, why would there be a shortage and a massive black market for something? Oh yeah, because it's illegal for you or your inheritants to sell your organs once you die. Apparently to prevent some moral outrage or another. Yet there's a massive black market for it, where people from the third world are being butchered in order to supply the demand in the first world. Yet people are still dying and suffering needlessly because even the massive influx of those black market organs hasn't reduced the price none! Thanks, government!

    Anyway, this thread isn't about the stupidity of government and its clueless bitches. Instead, I just wanted to say that if people want my organs then I want my family to receive compensation for it. Why would I help others if I knew my family would suffer? Out of the goodness of my heart? Fuck off. You don't give a shit about my family and just because you've been reduced to begging doesn't mean you're any more empathetic of my family's plight. If you really want to find an organ for your loved one then petition they government to legalise the buying and selling of organs. I suppose you could always appeal to the goodness in my heart, or at least pry it from my chest cavity. Until then, my organs will rot with me.
     
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    Since no-one else gave a flaming shit about this endless rant, allow me to retort.

    1) Since you're dead, why would you give a fuck what happens to your body?
    2) Why would your family give a shit what happens to your organs? After your organs have been taken out, you'll get a nice make-over by the undertaker and no-one is ever going to notice anything at your funeral, and after that they'll bury you under the ground for about 80 years until your grave is removed or burn up your body and scatter the ashes somewhere.
    3) Why would your family want to make money out of your dead body? I thought we were talking about moral integrity and shit like that. "Oh The Member Formerly Known As Baya has died, QUICK LET'S GO ON EBAY TO CHECK WHICH PRICE I CAN GET FOR HIS MICROpenis".
    4) If you're going to sell organs for money, you're only going to create a huge criminal circuit. Think of all the poor people who would sell a kidney in danger of their own life just to get some cash.
    5) In most countries you already have an opting out system, which means that your organs are automatically removed unless you specifically put in your will that you do not want the removal of your organs. This is a very effective solution. Austria for example has a consent rate of 98% because of this opting out system, while Germany that uses an opting in system only has 12% consent rate.
     
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    Why do I care about what happens to my body after I die? Because I care about what happens after I die, cretin. Why do I want my family to profit off my corpse? Because I want them to have at least some financial stability in the event of my death, fuckwit. Being the little bourgeois bitch that you are means you have little to no understanding of either of these things. So I'm not surprised you're asking such idiotic questions.

    Legalising the sale of organs will increase criminality? How does that work, retard? Firstly, the definition of crime is something that's outlawed by government and I'm suggesting such outlawing be repealed. Secondly, the only incentives for the criminals is the high demand and high price of organs which is caused by the prohibition of selling organs. Thirdly, the competition of the market will drastically reduce the price of organs which will drastically reduce the incentive to sell them while still alive. Fourthly, the only way for your government (owner) to properly regulate (extort) this market is for it be legal.

    The only reason why anybody would take somebody's organs without having to ask anybody for permission is because they own that person. In other words you're suggesting we all be slaves of the government. Which I'm sure you fully support, you splendid little whore.

    Get back to being high, you little bourgeois bitch. And learn to swim before you step in the deep end next time.
     
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    No one cares about what you're going to do with your organs, The Member Formerly Known As Baya.
    No, really, no one gives a shit.
    If you want your organs to rot in the ground with you, go right ahead.
     
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    This is the OP

     
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    Your organs are disease filled and clogged from years of over eating. No one wants you r organs and the doctors would have to pay the patient to use them.
     
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    I think you might be fat.
     
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    To be quite honest I don't thoink you could be anymore wrong :D
     
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    In that case you're not fat.
    you're a faggot nonetheless.
     
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    Also, am I the only one who read "There's an orgasm shortage" as title? Would've made a way more interesting thread.
     
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    All those years of inbreeding are finally catching up with you, eh?
     
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    If nobody wants them then nobody has to buy them. Indeed, market competition will ensure the best quality available for the best price available. Unlike now.

    Said the Englishman.
     
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    Or perhaps england finally realized its mistake of letting your convict ancestors live and are correcting the mistake slowly
     
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    This sounds like a great reason for Australians to kill themselves.
     
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    No, you already have enough reasons to kill yourself twice.

    inb4 debate me
     
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    Pardon my asking, but what is your families opening price on half your liver? Could we start the bid at twelve dollars and forty vintage AOL installation disks. Secondly, dose it keep well vacuum sealed? I am hosting a party with some "Big Wigs" from a local social conservative organization, and one guest has a powerful craving for Australian. I hope you can understand.
     
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    I'd probably be more than you can afford. Middle men and all that.
     
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    Ooh, I hear that was a good year for them.
     
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    I am a donor cuz I want to take over their bodies, suggesting them to do bad things :meow:
     
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    Somehow "Get out of my mind, Lyle!" just doesn't have the same ring to it. Also, this.
     
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