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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Baya Rae 4900, Nov 21, 2011.
OMG, it's so tiny and cute! I want to capture it and keep it as a pet. ;-;
The Tale of Despereaux
God, I hated watching that movie. It was so shit. There's nothing worse than something that's shit but tries to take itself seriously.
Is it a dead mouse? (lol see what i did there)
I just saw the mouse climb my draws/dresser. I'm afraid I can't tolerate such a creature in my sleeping environment. Especially after I looked up the stats on house mice. If it won't allow me to capture it then I'll have no choice but to kill it. About the only time a cat would be useful right about now.
You can teach it to eat the bodies in your basement.
I keep telling you goddamn Yanks that we don't have basements in Australia. Except in Queensland, I think. Or was it Victoria...
Imma try dis.
1. Eurofag here
2. Where do you eat your vegemite-flavored cheetos then ?
It jumped out of the trap. It jumped half a fucking metre straight out of the trap. Then sprinted faster than my eyes could see. That motherfucker has to die. Every time I feel an odd tingly I think it's there, gnawing at me. I can't take this shit. It has to die.
when you kill it post pics.
I crush mice on sight. I don't care how cute they are, for deer mice are near #1 on my real-life list of things I fear.
I'm not sure if you guys have deer mice in Ausfailia, but over here they're big-eared rascals whose shit harbours deadly bacteria. When the shit dries out, and should you breathe it you develop flu-like symptoms for a few days... and then you drop dead.
Deer mice killed a guy at my dad's work. He was up in the rafters of his cabin making repairs. One day he called in sick to work - he wound up being off for three days, and then he did.
So kill all mice on sight, I say.
I hope you DON'T catch the black plague
Dude, Snorlax, why are you hating on the mouse, it just wants access to your kitchen to cook marvelous meals.
srsly,i'm not kiddin'.
Traps laid, poison set. Pray I didn't breath in any mice faecal matter.
got a camera ready ?
That must be ur new sig, mate
Don't kill it.
Disinfect it, put it in a box, and keep it as a dear pet. Feed it scraps of cheese and apple tree bark.
I hope you get AIDS.
Mouse borne AIDS.
Set up traps, lost track of him. Might be in somebody else's room.
It won't let me capture it, otherwise I would. I got it caught in a bucket at one point but the motherfucker jumped out! Of the the bucket! That's easily half a metre. I didn't know mice could jump that high. Unless this is some sort of super mouse. Considering that we suspect it may have dropped in on us from a broken ceiling fan, all signs point to yes.
Prepare your house for another mouse plague.
Also, the little cunt travels at around two metres or more per second. In spite of obstacles. And I think it's getting wise to the traps I've set. It'd be a shame to kill such a magnificent creature, but that's war.
just think of it as a American.
don't be a pussy and just kill the thing.
If I ever meet a Yank that can fall a couple hundred metres without any visible injury, that can run the same distance in a second and was becoming increasingly aware, I probably wouldn't kill it on sight.
It was possible, right up to the "becoming increasingly aware" bit. Then it became impossible.
don't use poison, it will die in your wall or under the floorboards or something and stink up the place