There is a mouse inside my house.

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    OMG, it's so tiny and cute! I want to capture it and keep it as a pet. ;-;

    Inb4 Lemmiwinks.
     
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    God, I hated watching that movie. It was so shit. There's nothing worse than something that's shit but tries to take itself seriously.
     
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    Is it a dead mouse? (lol see what i did there)
     
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    I just saw the mouse climb my draws/dresser. I'm afraid I can't tolerate such a creature in my sleeping environment. Especially after I looked up the stats on house mice. If it won't allow me to capture it then I'll have no choice but to kill it. About the only time a cat would be useful right about now.
     
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    I keep telling you goddamn Yanks that we don't have basements in Australia. Except in Queensland, I think. Or was it Victoria...
     
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    1. Eurofag here
    2. Where do you eat your vegemite-flavored cheetos then ?
     
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    It jumped out of the trap. It jumped half a fucking metre straight out of the trap. Then sprinted faster than my eyes could see. That motherfucker has to die. Every time I feel an odd tingly I think it's there, gnawing at me. I can't take this shit. It has to die.
     
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    I crush mice on sight. I don't care how cute they are, for deer mice are near #1 on my real-life list of things I fear.
    I'm not sure if you guys have deer mice in Ausfailia, but over here they're big-eared rascals whose shit harbours deadly bacteria. When the shit dries out, and should you breathe it you develop flu-like symptoms for a few days... and then you drop dead.

    Deer mice killed a guy at my dad's work. He was up in the rafters of his cabin making repairs. One day he called in sick to work - he wound up being off for three days, and then he did.

    So kill all mice on sight, I say.
     
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    I hope you DON'T catch the black plague
     
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    Dude, Snorlax, why are you hating on the mouse, it just wants access to your kitchen to cook marvelous meals.
     
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    srsly,i'm not kiddin'.
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    Traps laid, poison set. Pray I didn't breath in any mice faecal matter.
     
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    That must be ur new sig, mate
     
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    Don't kill it.
    Disinfect it, put it in a box, and keep it as a dear pet. Feed it scraps of cheese and apple tree bark.
     
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    I hope you get AIDS.

    Mouse borne AIDS.
     
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    Set up traps, lost track of him. Might be in somebody else's room.

    It won't let me capture it, otherwise I would. I got it caught in a bucket at one point but the motherfucker jumped out! Of the the bucket! That's easily half a metre. I didn't know mice could jump that high. Unless this is some sort of super mouse. Considering that we suspect it may have dropped in on us from a broken ceiling fan, all signs point to yes.
     
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    Prepare your house for another mouse plague.

     
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    Also, the little cunt travels at around two metres or more per second. In spite of obstacles. And I think it's getting wise to the traps I've set. It'd be a shame to kill such a magnificent creature, but that's war.
     
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    just think of it as a American.
    don't be a pussy and just kill the thing.
     
  28. Baya Rae 4900

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    If I ever meet a Yank that can fall a couple hundred metres without any visible injury, that can run the same distance in a second and was becoming increasingly aware, I probably wouldn't kill it on sight.
     
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    It was possible, right up to the "becoming increasingly aware" bit. Then it became impossible.
     
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    don't use poison, it will die in your wall or under the floorboards or something and stink up the place