There are fags. But All Lesbians Are Fake.

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by PerpetuallyAroused, Nov 6, 2011.

  1. PerpetuallyAroused

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    I think the title says it all.
     
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    The deal with lesbians rests in the heart of a woman. All women are programmed with original sin, being creatures inherently given to a love of sex, for they are charged with carrying the birth. When a woman is without a man, her natural need for contact and something stuff up her ass, coupled with absolutely no temperance, leads all women eventually to stray into the arms of another manless woman. Those women who can't land a man, or who are between men, so strongly crave something white and gooey up their vag that they lay with other women. The two women feign love in a depraved take on the purity of creation; one lesbian blasting his milk from her tit up the vagina of another woman, whose womb swells with the torrent of sperm-mocking milk.
     
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    Lesbians are just like fags because they both choose that lifestyle, they were NOT born that way and there is nothing to suggest it (both biblical and scientific)... unless of course you include a song by a puppet the Jews use to turn America into a godless, fag country.
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    Khanzer, what I'm saying is your making out with DIAF is just a means of getting attention, and it doesn't mean anything other than that.
     
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    But I'm not making anything with her, I'm not lesbian.
     
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    Exactly, I'm glad you acknowledge all the tonsil-hockey you play with other girls is just attention whoring.
     
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    I don't do nothing like that :(
     
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    God damns all liars.
     
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    me too.
     
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    Have you ever heard of Rainbow Dash? I'm positive she's a lesbian
     
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    PerpA plays StarCraft. He KNOWS the ladies.
     
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    E is the pinnacle of straight. He hates lezzies and anyone not wearing the American flag.
     
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    Lol poor lesbians they will neber have a dick, their jus HUGE PHAIL!! >:O

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    No need to elaborate. I get you.
     
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    Are we talking about good looking lesbians or Fucking train-wreck lesbians.
     
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    every kind of lesbian pisses me off.

    they're either hot arrogant, or fat and the ugliest thing i ever saw.
     
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    They aren't lesbians. Lesbians AREN'T REAL
     
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    i dont believe in gay or lesbian.

    i think everyone is bisexual to some extent under the right variables.

    its a frightening thought because i dont like the idea of having any percentage of homosexuality in my system but it makes alot more sense to me.

    an example of this is that even the most flaming homosexual men ive met have told me they have had sex with women.

    and pretty much every lesbian ive ever met, except one, has had sex with me.

    and the one girl that didnt was passing out in her panties on my bro like every night.

    dude had such a boner for that girl... it was sad watching his mind get shredded to bits on a nightly basis...

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    this is so full of errors im not going to bother to edit it
     
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    Oh no, of course not.
     
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