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Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by TheDude2894, Aug 26, 2011.
Please list the worst secret that you pretend to have on this thread.
i am zaiger apparently
...I once was friends irl with a furry and once ate some jelly beans i found laying inside his empty fursuit while i was examining it when i was house-sitting for him...
And you SURVIVED? Amazing.
I once touched myself... I did not ever returned.
the average length for my relationships is 1 week. and its always the girl breaking up with me.
I dated a Jew. Don't judge me.
Edit: To be honest I was only attracted to her Jew gold.
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As for me, its impossible for me to ejaculate unless on the final stroke I simultaneously stomp on a canvas sack filled with baby ducks
HOLY FUCK, WHY!!!???
I'm actually a nigger
I remember, as a toddler, digging in my pants and covering myself with shit.
I regretted nothing. I didn't know better, anyway.
My deepest darks secret is................................................................ I dont have one
Come on, Tom. This was your one chance to tell the world you yiff. It would have freed you from the agony of shame.
furfags always lie
Who said that?
by knowing the brother of a furfag.
I lived, yes... if you call this living.
See, some men went to Iraq and came back changed. I ate the fuzz covered rainbow beans of a zoophile Raccoon and now I vote Democrat.
I deserve - and want - to die... but fear the bottomless furpile in hell that awaits my soul after death.
On a serious note,
I think I might be Islamophobic, which is something I'm not proud.
I am a sock of S4's
I'm a hipsterfag IRL, but you don't believe that for one second.
i have had sex with more men than i do fingers & toes
Oh HOW dare you.
Your a self hating hipster
Irl I'm a male
Outside i'm happy and crack jokes.
inside i'm confused and scared.
I hold no secrets.
God knows everything anyway