The "Your deepest darkest most disturbing secrets" thread.

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by TheDude2894, Aug 26, 2011.

  1. TheDude2894

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    Please list the worst secret that you pretend to have on this thread.
     
  2. rst8

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    i am zaiger apparently
     
  3. Flu

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    ...I once was friends irl with a furry and once ate some jelly beans i found laying inside his empty fursuit while i was examining it when i was house-sitting for him...
     
  4. exterminator

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    And you SURVIVED? Amazing.
     
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  6. 9 days of presents

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    the average length for my relationships is 1 week. and its always the girl breaking up with me.
     
  7. luvur

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    I dated a Jew. Don't judge me.

    Edit: To be honest I was only attracted to her Jew gold.
     
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    ATTENTION FORUMS GO TO RST8 FOR ALL YOUR MEDAL NEEDS

    As for me, its impossible for me to ejaculate unless on the final stroke I simultaneously stomp on a canvas sack filled with baby ducks
     
  9. zaiger

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    HOLY FUCK, WHY!!!???
     
  11. Helix

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    resident stoner

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    I'm actually a nigger
     
  12. Immortal_Cake

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  13. Tom

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    My deepest darks secret is................................................................ I dont have one
     
  14. luvur

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    Come on, Tom. This was your one chance to tell the world you yiff. It would have freed you from the agony of shame.
     
  15. 9 days of presents

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    furfags always lie
     
  16. luvur

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    Who said that?
     
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    by knowing the brother of a furfag.
     
  18. Flu

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    See, some men went to Iraq and came back changed. I ate the fuzz covered rainbow beans of a zoophile Raccoon and now I vote Democrat.
    I deserve - and want - to die... but fear the bottomless furpile in hell that awaits my soul after death.
     
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    On a serious note,

    I think I might be Islamophobic, which is something I'm not proud.
     
  20. SPQR

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    I am a sock of S4's
     
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    i have had sex with more men than i do fingers & toes
     
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    Oh HOW dare you.
     
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    Your a self hating hipster
    how.....underground........
     
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    .... twice.....
     
  26. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    Irl I'm a male
     
  27. $$Trooper

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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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  28. Regi

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  29. ChristianWarrior94

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    I hold no secrets.
     
  30. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    God knows everything anyway