The "Worst Superpower you can think of thread."

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  1. TheDude2894

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    The best I could come up with is the power to make your penis shorter and the power to change colors. And the only color you can change to is black.
     
  2. CallMeMaggot

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  3. LoverBoy1997

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    Power of avoiding the police... If you're white.
     
  4. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    The power to alcohol into water.
     
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    Being a fag mag. As in a guy who attracts fags. It's a power you can't really control much either. One of my friends is a fag mag. Just being around him in the wrong place at the wrong time can be awkward. I could only imagine living with it.
     
  6. Esther Nguyen

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    The power to shit out radioactive turds at your enemies
     
  7. Immortal_Cake

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    >implying black is a color.
     
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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    The power to turn into a furry during sex

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  9. Esther Nguyen

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    azn attention whore

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    The power to become a living ball jointed doll
     
  10. Lucky

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    The ability to be impervious to every 9th bullet.
     
  11. Proooflz

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    The power to convince everyone that youre a faggot.
     
  12. Lucky

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    I have that. It's a passive ability :(
     
  13. Dancingfatkid

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    The ability to make comics.

    If S4.
     
  14. Suiseiseki

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    The power to come up with moderately amusing useless superpowers.
     
  15. Lucky

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    The ability to turn into an inanimate object but not be able to turn back.