The wish corrupting thread.

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  1. Edgeworth

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    Every single forum I've ever been on has had one of these stupid threads. The rules are simple, someone makes a wish, and someone quotes them, corrupting the wish in a clever way and then makes another wish. For example:

    Granted, but they're Zimbabwean dollars,


    I'll start...

    I wish these forums weren't so fucking gay.
     
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  2. jack

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    I wish you were not such such a annoying little punk bitch.
     
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    Granted, but still no one likes you, and you still don't know the difference between where/were/we're.

    I wish that ChristianWarrior44 would profess his homosexuality to me.
     
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    Keep egging him out of the closet. He'll come out eventually.
     
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    your mother loves me, and CW can't because he's shy you have to be assertive with him or he'll never come out of the closet.
     
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    Granted, but you're extremely full, and the sandwich spoils in 15 minutes.

    I wish people would start wishing and reading the fucking rules.
     
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    Granted, but we don't care about the rules.

    I wish my penis wasn't 9 inches long and dark purple.
     
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    I wish the rest of you a strong wishes and an even stronger dissapointment at how corrupted the wishes materialize.
     
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    I wish I was black.
     
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    granted but instead of boners, you retract into your loins, forming the deepest vagina on earth, hell, or thailand
     
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    I wish for an unlimited amount of wishes that cannot be corrupted.
     
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    You live out your live completely content, every wish granted, every itch scratched, every goal reached. There is nothing to resist you, NOTHING. You live your lives without a want in the world across all possible whens, ifs, and wheres.

    This is the worst possible thing that could ever have happened to you
     
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    In minutes? That seems awfully precise.
     
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    granted, but youre the catcher
     
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    granted, but you are instantly arrested and sentenced to life in prison for rape.
     
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    i wish i had a fucking medal
     
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    Granted, but it's a physical medal of Incessant Faggotry that will hang around your neck forever.

    I wish I could get laid and that it would be with a reasonably-attractive person with no AIDS or STDs.
     
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    Granted but it is a trannie with a goiter on their neck you simply cannot ignore.
     
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    Granted, but you're to buzzed out on coke that you can't smell that the person hasn't washed the nether parts in weeks and you get infected from pure yuck.

    I wish that I was an aerospace civil engineer.
     
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    You are designated to helping Saudi Arabia and its new space program.
     
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    And your wish? :cool:
     
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    I wish Emily had been born a girl so we wouldn't have him posting about how he wants to be a girl.
     
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    Granted. He (?) now spends his time posting about girl problems.
     
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    I wish to be human.
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    You become a black handicapped transgender lesbian with aids who is chizo and paranoia and bipolar.

    I wish to kiss Effie from Skins.
     
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    granted, but youre arrested and charged with child molestation and have to registerd as a sex offender. oh and ten years in jail
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    Wait no, I'm 15.
    I can't be arrested, certainly not for child molestation when kissing someone 5 years older then me.

    WHAT'S YOUR WISH
     
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    I wish I was Negi for real.