The Which Newfag is The Member Formerly Known As Baya Game!

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by MrGask, Jul 14, 2012.

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  1. Doxcat

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  2. Fuhrer Reloaded

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  3. Evilea

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  4. Azreal

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  5. xXTryingtoHardXx

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  6. Zyclonicide

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  7. Kinky Kelly

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  8. FrederickZoller

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  9. Snarks

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  10. All of the above

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  1. MrGask

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    #FreeGask

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    Anyone who was paying attention saw The Member Formerly Known As Baya posting about how he was going to disappear at 10001 posts, and maybe start over as a newfag.

    We have a new crop of newfags amassed, so which one is the true and honest The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae?

    Doxcat: Inane enough, but without the righteous indignation that is The Member Formerly Known As Baya's trademark
    Evilea: Under questioning because of this post,
    Fuhrer Reloaded: This riech shall last 10000 posts! An obtuse clue to his true identity, or the USI of a half Jew?
    Azreal: The name of the guy that replaces Batman in the Nightfall storyline. The Member Formerly Known As Baya is obsessed with the Batman (and his clones, like Rorschach).
    Walty: Who?
    Zyclonicide: Probably just your run of the mill Tartlet. Not that interesting.
    Kinky Kelly: Seems like something The Member Formerly Known As Baya would do.
    FrederickZoller: I don't ever know who.
    Snarks: We already got one. Catch and release.
    Shemia: Probably not.
    AfroPuffz: Has a post count of 4. Definitely not.
    Assclown: The name fits, but not the twinkie.
    xXTryingtoHardXx: Maybe. Post count seems low.
    JEWGOLDS: No.

    Poll only allows ten choices. If you have a suspect, post them.
     
  2. Harpoons

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    Fissure of Man

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    They all seem equally shit, The Member Formerly Known As Baya included.
     
  3. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    maybe he actually did quit
     
  4. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    but....saying that, i made this account ages ago, and only recently started posting

    Bit suspicious
     
  5. Dr. Rice

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    I've been saying this for years, but no one has ever believed me, but The Member Formerly Known As Baya was always my sock. remember how he started talking about prophetic dreams recently...
     
  6. Bottom Feeder

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    That's a good point. Besides, we have to ask yourselves, was The Member Formerly Known As Baya ever relevant? I mean, he isn't even a mod now, most people aren't going to miss him, at all.
     
  7. Seku

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    It is common knowledge that everyone is The Member Formerly Known As Baya's sock.

    EDIT:
    FTFY, amirite?
     
  8. Whatever

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    I'm sure someone will miss him. Like, um, uh, @Khanzer? Probably not, she's nice, but no one on the internet is that nice. @Sugar Bombs? No, she'll find another fat guy and forgot The Member Formerly Known As Baya's sexy curves. Hmm.
    Well, I'm sure I'll miss everyone calling him a faggot. So, there's that.
     
  9. Sirkillsalot

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    I know that Evilea is an editor on ED and Doxcat likes to hang out on IRC all the time so you can cross those guys out as being The Member Formerly Known As Baya.
     
  10. uberfukken

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    Too soon. The Member Formerly Known As Baya's a smart guy. It'll be another month or two before he pops up as a newfag. It would be way too obvious at this point.

    Also, I would expect a dramatically different posting style. Gonna be damn near impossible to pick him out of a crowd.

    Eventually he will slip and someone will call him out. But this will take time, months perhaps.
     
  11. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    why does everyone care so much?
     
  12. Fraud Based Economy

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    Well when he does show back up, I propose that we all welcome him back in true EDF2 fashion. If he signs on using his regular user name it shall be changed by @zaiger to "The Member Formerly Known As Baya Gay 4900" for a week in honor of his faggotry in failing to quit EDF2, and to let him know that we still love (or love to hate) him.

    Does anyone have any ideas on how to chastise him if he slinks back using an alt account?
     
  13. uberfukken

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    [​IMG]

    three years of this has gone AWOL

    kinda a big deal. he also maintained the ED facebook page.
     
  14. uberfukken

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    we shall present him with a delicious boutique from Edible Arrangements
     
  15. Likeicare

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    well......would you fight for him?
     
  16. uberfukken

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    i dont think i understand your question
     
  17. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    read it again
     
  18. uberfukken

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    look fucko, this is serious business.
     
  19. Die In A Fire

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    lol srs the internet
     
  20. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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  21. zaiger

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    2017 Faggot Of The Year

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  22. uberfukken

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    @MrGask

    im abandoning you as a reliable source of information
     
  23. Brokentoaster

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    Somehow I'm not on this list. No wait it's because I don't act like too much of a faggot. Never mind this makes perfect sense. Also I don't know who half these people are.
     
  24. Sirkillsalot

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    One does not just quit EDF2 cold turkey, chances are that he is reading and beating off to this thread right now.
     
  25. MrGask

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  26. zaiger

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    2017 Faggot Of The Year

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    Do u think maybe he killed himself? Has anyone checked the obituaries for a 245lb thumb?
     
  27. Khanzer

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    lol double post.

    Also no I don't think so, maybe he is sick or one of his familiar died recently; I hope he is ok I really worried about him :(
     
  28. Baya Rae 4900

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    Aw. *pats head* I'm just some random dude on the net. I have no baring on your life or anybody else's here. At least not more than you yourself would allow. Remember that.